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It’s the only one that lets me unzip, touch, finger and mount.

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28 points

Only with proper permission(s)

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9 points

I was gonna make a sudo consent joke but in retrospect it sounded really bad.

sudo ask_for_consent

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5 points

+1 for introspection before posting

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8 points

me irl: srwxrwxrwt sup 😘

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8 points

Heh. Sticky bit.

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3 points

I thought we were gonna fsck…

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50 points

I’ll say it again, I like using Linux as much as I like using subs

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23 points

…pardon me, but what does “subs” mean in this context

does it mean what I think it means

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41 points

If you think it means submissive people who like to be dommed in bed, then you’d be correct

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19 points
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are you a SysAdmin because I have system for you to manage 👉👈

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13 points

I can take a deep look at your system, I can make sure everything works with some regular, thorough maintenance

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13 points

Aaaaaaahgshlyrshsl Jun 1 22:20:05 secserv kernel: Kernel logging (proc) stopped. Jun 1 22:20:05 secserv kernel: Kernel log daemon terminating. Jun 1 22:20:06 secserv exiting on signal 15 Nov 27 08:05:57 galileo kernel: Kernel logging (proc) stopped. Nov 27 08:05:57 galileo kernel: Kernel log daemon terminating. Nov 27 08:05:57 galileo exiting on signal 15

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6 points

Are you a sysadmin? Cause I’d like to $ top you.

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6 points

that’s a good one 😳

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4 points

sed -i 's/lemmy:\n .*hosts:/lemmy:\n hosts:\n WeLoveCastingSpellz:/' /etc/ansible/inventory/hosts

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4 points

Same

Title

Except I don’t have a Linux PC 😔

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It’s the other way around for me :/

So, uh… wanna work together on this one?

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35 points

I opened up lemmy at work and my boss saw this over my shoulder. Fml

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6 points

Have you since been promoted?

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31 points

Damn it you linuxkissers

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7 points

Imagine not kissing your OS goodnight before shutdown now smh

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28 points

I do indeed :3

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