It seemed like a good idea at the time.
27 points
“PATIENT STATES ROLLED OVER IN BED ONTO AN ECSTASY PILL AND IT GOT STUCK IN EAR”
I hate when this happens
24 points
“STATES THAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON HE WAS ‘TRYING TO BE FUNNY’ AND SHOVED A PLASTIC BOTTLE UP HIS RECTUM”
Success! That was pretty funny
13 points
“I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass” rule
8 points
Remember always use flared stuff!
4 points
Thank you, I needed this.
