It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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I think my favorite was “did the splits near a screwdriver”

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fruit roll-up

that’s one way to do the endless handkerchief clown trick

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8 points

Remember always use flared stuff!

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Thank you, I needed this.

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“I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass” rule

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