34 points

Sent this to my English wife who spent all weekend cooking for us all, wish me luck fam

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3 points

Come on, don’t leave us hanging. What happened?

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3 points

He died

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21 points

In a British supermarket I’ve seen pork tenderloin labelled

not vegan
not vegetarian
not halal
gluten-free

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3 points

not for the EU

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There’s already so much plastic in my body, why shouldn’t I eat the Legos?

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13 points

Sharp corners.

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I’m not swallowing them whole. I have teeth. 😬 <- see? lol

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2 points

Because you’ll eventually have to poop them.

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1 point

That’s the best part!

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13 points
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Br*tain is such an awful country 🤮🤮🤮

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10 points

Speaking as a Brit - the country is fine, it’s the British who are awful

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2 points

Specifically the Tories.

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5 points

And what paradise do you live?

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16 points

i bet he’s french lol

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4 points

They have my condolences.

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The US, a better country than Br*tain in most ways <3

Your culture is as boring as can be, your food trash, your politicians even more authoritarian and pro-surveillance than ours, your environment completely overtaken by cities and farms without an inch of the unspoiled wild remaining.

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6 points

Judging by your avatar, you dry humped your waifu just half an hour ago, and now you’re insulting an entire country. Your parents must be so proud of you. Did you not get a Nintendo Switch for Christmas, or what? Is that why you’re being such an ass?

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12 points
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I know some people can be very very stupid, but I can’t imagine anyone being stupid enough to eat a piece of British food.

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2 points

*eat

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2 points

Thanks. Fixed.

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