what I really want is a snarky 4th wall breaking note about expecting to find treasure behind a water fall with possible implications of niavety

Do it like FromSoft. Put a cool item in a barrel early game and I’ll smash all the barrels i see to get nothing 😊

I feel like I’m in the minority, but I still get a little excited every time. Probably more due to “They did it! That’s sweet” than “I was right”. I think it’s because it still means it was made by somebody who cares

Maybe you should play a special tune with your Flute of 4th Dimension.

I greatly appreciate Far Cry 2 which was lousy with waterfalls. A few of them had secrets.