My uncle is worried that us vaccinated people are going to spread something to him. Like something about the vaccine makes you dangerous.
I don’t know I don’t even care to be honest.
The vaccine spreads our liberal spider attraction. It makes spiders look all spider in their spider way. I mean spiders spider so spiders, you spider? Spider spider spider.
Me after searching Angel Dust on R34:
Lord, I actually googled that to see if it was real. These are the times in which we live.
It’s not real, the original creator of the image took a still of the show and added the closed captioning.
Yeah, see the original was actually an old tucker segment accusing liberals of making spiders less sexy.
Finally, something the liberals and I can agree on.
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