59 points

Lord, I actually googled that to see if it was real. These are the times in which we live.

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35 points

And? Don’t leave us hanging!

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31 points

It’s not real, the original creator of the image took a still of the show and added the closed captioning.

Source

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12 points

Yeah, see the original was actually an old tucker segment accusing liberals of making spiders less sexy.

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20 points

hanging…

spiders…

I see what you did there.

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3 points

Hanging like some sexy spider… 🕷️

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57 points
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23 points

Damn that’s a sexy spider

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22 points

bonk

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16 points

Your mandibles are heavenly!

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Lolth approves.

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51 points

My uncle is worried that us vaccinated people are going to spread something to him. Like something about the vaccine makes you dangerous.

I don’t know I don’t even care to be honest.

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The vaccine spreads our liberal spider attraction. It makes spiders look all spider in their spider way. I mean spiders spider so spiders, you spider? Spider spider spider.

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11 points

I see your point, but I don’t fully spider where you’re getting your spider spider.

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1 point

I’ve had the vaccine, and I can conform it does in fact make you dangerous.

The vaccine has made me punch several anti-vaxxers in the genitalia.

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34 points

Finally, something the liberals and I can agree on.

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29 points

Just saying: the use of even sexier would imply that spiders are already sexy lol

Come on baby, shake that web weaver!

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5 points

Finding spiders sexy: That’s fine. Wanting spiders to be more sexy: YOU SLUT

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