Some friends I just can’t shake

hard enough

around the neck

with a firm grip

237 points

Somebody that’s actively trying to end my existence isn’t a friend.

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82 points

I love that they excuse their vote as anything else.

I just want a tax cut. (and don’t care about the republic or my friends’ lives)

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8 points

And said tax cut will work like this:

Step 1: Before it happens, you’re asked to publicly dream about what an extra $4000 will do for you on social media. Step 2: Once it passes, you get a 0.1% tax cut. Enough for one extra pizza. Per year. The bill will also includes 3 tax raises only for the poor, one every 4 years that follow. Step 3: The corporation you work for, meanwhile, gets a 16% tax cut. With it, they’ll announce a $2000 one-time payment to all workers. Which will be rescinded as soon as it’s been reported about on local news. The bill also includes 3 further, even bigger tax cuts for the rich, one every 4 years.

End result: taxes raised on the poor, taxes lowered for the rich, but lots of social media euphoria from the working class, lots of newspaper clippings of bosses giving their workers generous one-time payments (that never materialized). And next election cycle, Fox News can dig up all the happy reports and the truth of the matter has never even entered the attention span of the royally-effed-over working class voters.

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42 points

Aw come on… they’re not trying to end your existence. They just don’t want to be alive or exist.

Okay wait actually some DO want to end your existence directly. But most wished if you just died.

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34 points

Most of them would be fine if you just denied everything about yourself that didn’t conform and pretended to be just like them.

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24 points

Editors note: This only applies if you’re a white man. Other demographics are not allowed to conform.

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6 points

If you were to try to argue their view, I think they would say that their only problem is when you exhibit immortal behavior. Their definition of immoral behavior isn’t the only historic definition but is certainly a prominent one.

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24 points

I exhibit immortal behavior every day by not dying.

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10 points

Sure, but the Christian/MAGA view of morality is a shit one that I don’t subscribe to. They can fuck off with their moralizing of my decisions.

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119 points

It’s ok not tolerating intolerant people.

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18 points

You’ve become the intolerant. I can’t tolerate that. Repeat.

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7 points

You’ve become the intolerant. You can’t tolerate that.

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16 points

error: success

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14 points

Fuck building bridges. Everybody start digging a graveyard for the things that need to die.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBAQFzMKpdA

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://m.piped.video/watch?v=ZBAQFzMKpdA

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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116 points

I’d be fine with them if they weren’t constantly shoving it in our faces. Think about the children!

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35 points

And then they put that stuff in classrooms! How disgusting

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102 points
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I have [a] conservative family.

To be conservative in 2024, you have to dismiss that some people in our community are miserable and every day we leave them to their fate is heinous.

In the US, a failure to vote [against] any given Republican (by voting [for] an opposing democrat) is another step towards autocracy and genocide. Every Republican in office is a force towards the Heritage Foundation’s 2025 project, by which they will unmake the meager democratic features and civil rights that remain in the US.

Conservatives believe, by the natural extrapolation of their positions and behavior, I have no right to exist. (Curiously, this includes my own father, who simultaneously facilitates political efforts seeking out my extinction while expressing a dissonant interest in my well-being. He doesn’t dare connect the two in his mind.)

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33 points

I’m so terribly sorry.

You both deserve to exist and most likely rock out loud :)

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99 points

A conservative you are guilted into seeing occasionally? We call that family

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8 points

If anyone knows about toxic family dynamics it’s Neptune.

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7 points

Honestly Neptune could be pretty toxic himself sometimes

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6 points

To be clear: I’m not going to bat for any gods over here, but a lot of his bad pr was from the Greek franchise.

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