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Breath is relatively constant, so yeah.

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Paid to go thru hiking in eaither case

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Let’s do some math, shall we?

Average person takes 12-20 breaths per minute. 0.05 × 12 = 60 cents a minute on the low end.

0.6 × 60 = $36/hr at minimum.

I was initially gonna say the steps one, but $36/hrs minimum just to exist? That sounds kinda tempting…

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  • you don’t walk while sleeping (at least most people don’t) but still breathe
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Ok, so average respiration rate for adults over 18 during sleep peaks at 20 breaths per minute. That’s 1200 breaths per hour, and with a cushy 8 hours of sleep, that’s a whopping 9600 breaths while asleep, maximizing the average. That would net you $480 just for sleeping.

In comparison, on average at a 3 miles per hour pace, it takes 20 minutes to walk 2,252 steps. $480 would take 1,920 steps, and would take about 15.5 minutes to walk at the same pace.

So, 15 minutes of relaxed but purposeful walking would match the total amount you’d make on average for sleeping.

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I average between 8 and 10k steps a day, so 2000-2500$ a day vs 36*24 ~= 864$

Someone pointed out you could loose your ability to walk in an accident or due to old age but you’d be breathing until the end, but at 3x the income you could easily invest and save to end up much wealthier than you would with the slower but more reliable breathing option

But regardless of which option you choose you’ll be set for life, but it’ll still probably take you hundreds of thousands of lifetimes to get even a fraction of Jeff Bezos wealth

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I have a bad knee and live in the mountains. I’ll take breathing, thank you.

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Circled the keyword here

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I also circled the keyword

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I think I’d go for the steps just so I could build a nest egg faster and that generates passive income that way. 10000 steps in a day isn’t too tough (especially if you don’t need to work anymore) and that’s $2500 which is about triple the breathing amount for one day. Hell, I do over 20k steps some days. Even if I only get steps in on weekdays I’d still easily double the breathing income and getting more money earlier makes all the difference.

Plus I’d be getting paid super well just to stay somewhat active which is a win-win.

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Your last sentence where I realized I’d get paid to go running has me sold.

Ok … where do I sign up?

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I’d totally be averaging 30–40k steps a day if I were getting paid for it

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I’ve got a foolproof and legal way to never pay the IRS a cent!

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Have sufficent tax obligations that you have to pay them more than just a cent?

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Nah, be part of 96% of the population that’s not American while not making any money in the states either.

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This is a question of passive income vs active.

Passive is king. You breath when you sleep. When you get too old to walk, you still breath.

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But you will live longer by keeping yourself healthy by walking :D

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When you get too old to walk, you still breath.

But you should already be filthy rich at that point, so who cares 🤷‍♂️ the choice is largely irrelevant after a few years and, regardless of which option you choose, you should be well into the millions after a decade.

Steps let me build up actual wealth over the course of just a year or two. Breathing keeps me comfy my whole life, but I can’t be really wasteful for a few years.

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For anyone curious (1000000/50)/12 is 1666.66 which is how many years you would have to live to make a million dollars.

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Whoever thought that $50 a month is any sort of good income is brain dead.

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Also should be noted, if you took that 1 mil and just put it in a bunch of high-interest savings accounts, you’d be averaging a little over $3k/month just in the interest earned.

It does make me wonder, at what point is the guaranteed $x a month a better call than one lump 1 mil?

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The average human takes 20000 breaths per day. For comparison, the average American take 4700 steps a day so steps actually win since the break even point is around 4000 steps.

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Break a leg? Get sick? Get old? Breathing still has you covered.

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Good point, but when you run the numbers that works out to $1000/day for breathing and $1175/day for walking. With $1000 a day you won’t need to take those steps anymore. Bonus, as you gain weight you’ll presumably need to breathe more so you’ll gradually make more and more money right up until the heart attack. Truly a passive income at its finest.

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I mean, I hit 6000 minimum and sometimes 10000 steps. 4000 is low as shit

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$1175 for the average person NOT being paid to get more steps in. I would watch a 2 hour movie on the treadmill instead of going to an 8 hour work day. Not including any other steps it would average around $3370 dollars there. Or just listen to music, watch a TV show, whatever it was. I could do that 3-4 days a week, make more money and stay in shape.

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Jesus, I range anywhere from 9-15k steps every day. I guess I’ll take steps.

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Same here. I’ll take steps and in 10 years I’ll be set up to make more than the breathers even if I become a paraplegic.

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