43 points

No AeroPress. I’ll never know who I am. :(

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The pseudo-espresso that you can take camping? Anarcho-primitivism for sure

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6 points

Lit.

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9 points

I had the same question, and decided that the pour over is the closest in the image. I’ve been an anarchist a long time anyway.

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3 points

Halfway between Pour Over and French Press, and typically appeals to a wide tent. I’d say SocDem.

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28 points

Liberal

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3 points

Gotta swap to a Nomad or a Flair, escape the liberal entrapment of automatic machines!

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I’d probably categorize the keurig as a liberal machine rather than the one where you have to grind, distribute, and tamp your beans.

(But also, my god yes- the flair is fantastic if you can handle the thermal management prior to coffee making. Highly recommend)

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Yea, I agree, though one could argue having the money and time for an automatic machine and espresso machine is pretty Labor Aristocracy, haha.

That being said, I’m a huge fan of my Flair 58, no annoying thermal management issues (for the most part) and great turbos.

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24 points

I… don’t drink coffee…

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18 points

Yeah I drink tea, now what am I supposed to believe in?

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9 points

i mean its basically just anarchist with fewer steps

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Lmao, chinese tea ceremony includes like 500 steps.

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2 points

The monarchy?

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8 points

Maybe that means you’re a nihilist?

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(The British might have popularised tea through imperialism but tea’s origin point is China)

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23 points

No instant? I drink instant every day.

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24 points

Accelerationist/Anarcho-nihilist.

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7 points

Fuck

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8 points

In all seriousness, the Aeropress is fantastic. It’s the absolute most bang for your time and dollar, unless you serve multiple people.

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21 points

“Hoxhaist” is a term you made up and you can’t convince me otherwise

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoxhaism

Hoxhaism (/ˈhɒdʒə.ɪzəm/ HOJ-ə-iz-əm) is a variant of anti-revisionist Marxism–Leninism that developed in the late 1970s due to a split in the anti-revisionist movement, appearing after the ideological dispute between the Chinese Communist Party and the Party of Labour of Albania in 1978.

Yeah, I’m just going with “made up”. The alternative is navigating three levels deep of leftist infighting.

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14 points

This is just astrology for leftists now, lmao

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Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?

https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2005/sep/29/comedy.religion

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So the Judean people’s front…

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