104 points
*

Got called out once for pronouncing epitome as Epi-tome.

That one stung more than Camus as Cah-mus instead of Cah-moo. At least thats just the French fucking with us.

permalink
report
reply
34 points

It can happen with common words too! Like I didn’t know I was pronouncing Thai food wrong till that John Oliver episode

permalink
report
parent
reply
22 points

How were you pronouncing it?

permalink
report
parent
reply
49 points

Thigh food

permalink
report
parent
reply
18 points
*

Uh, thanks for the heads up. I’ve been pronouncing epitome both correctly and incorrectly my entire adult life because for some reason I thought they were two different words.

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

If anyone’s wondering and since it’s not clarified here…

Epitome is pronounced like this: ||UK|US| |phonetic|/ɪˈpɪt.ə.mi/|/ɪˈpɪt̬.ə.mi/| |non-phonetic|epittomee|epiddomee|

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

I’ve been an avid reader since I was 6/7 and I hate reading dictionary listings with phonetic spellings as ironically they only make it harder for me to know how to pronounce a word. I’m also a native speaker.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

Learning the IPA is quite good in that case

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

I can’t believe you don’t remember what an upside down e sounds like.

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

epiddomee

I know Americans pronounce Ts as Ds, but reading it explicitly written down is like being poked in the eye

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Wait till you find out that they pronounce Ds as semi-trilled Rs!

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

I’ll pronounce a T when you pronounce an R

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points
*
Removed by mod
permalink
report
parent
reply

It took seeing videos of Elden Ring lore before it clicked with me that “cuckoo” is “coo-coo” and not “cuck-oh,” like, the chickens in Zelda.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

It’s more like “cook-ooh”, the two syllables aren’t the same sound. It’s basically just the sound that actual cuckoos make.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

If it’s any consolation, I pronounced it the same way for years.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

What the shit is a camus.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

It’s like a hippopotamoo, but somewhat more existential and obsessed with arcana like boulders and mountains for exercise to discover happiness in life.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

that’s the one ! 😁

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
2 points

And they’re gonna fuck with you even further…

Albert Camus [alˈbɛːʁ kaˈmy]

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points
*

Para-dig-em checking in. The bulb that lit up when I connected the sound with the word was pretty bright, but made me feel awfully dim. It changed my whole paradigm.

permalink
report
parent
reply
86 points

Reading a new English word as a foreigner is super frustrating because you never know how to pronounce that.

Yes sure unanimous is not ‘un-animous’, it’s ‘you-nanimous’. Makes total sense.
Don’t even get me started on the dozen different ways to pronounce ‘ough’.

permalink
report
reply
57 points

English is tough, but it can be understood through thorough thought, though.

I’m learning Swedish slowly, and I was raised in the US south, so I am constantly corrected on pronunciation lol.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

Have you learned the Swedish word “gift” yet?

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points
*

Skank right? Or rather “skänk” with the sharp exhale emphasis on the sk- pronounced as wh- (similar to “who”). Hard to describe phonetically. But still lol.

My favorite is the Swedish word for fast or quick

permalink
report
parent
reply
18 points

With words starting with “un” you can figure out pronunciation by removing the “un” and see if the rest of the word is it’s own word which means the opposite. “animous” is not a word so you would use the long “u” sound in “unanimous”. Same for uniform or university. But not unironic or unintentional.

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

Through that logic I’d always figured unanimous stems from “without animosity” and the word animous just got lost to time, which would make un-animous the more sensible pronunciation. But it seems that while they do share a common etymology, it’s not “un” as in negation, but rather “un” from “unus” meaning one, with both sharing “animus” meaning mind.

I also found out that animous used to exist as a synonym for animus at one point.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

The moral of the story; the only thing more ‘absurd’ (read: perfectly explainable, we’re just silly creatures) in linguistics than pronunciations…is etymology.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

is its* own word

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Foiled again by swipe typing

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points
*

Yes that may be the reason why that difference exists.

The usefulness of that tip is limited when encountering new words for the first time though.
If I don’t know unanimous, chances are I don’t know if animous exists either.

Edit: Also there is understand, which starts with un- although there is no ‘derstand’.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

One could argue “understand” is more clearly two words stuck together than others mentioned.

Not that the two words combine meaningfully to create the new word!

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Most radiology teachers want to be unionized.

Explanation: That’s both union-ized, for part of a union, or un-ionized, for not ionized

That said, that’s a really good way to describe the difference. If you’re a native speaker, you’ve got really good insight (your native language has a lot of blind spots, where you know what is right, but not why), and if you’re not, then your English is really good!

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Thanks. I am a native English speaker. I just hate how inconsistent it is so I try to think up as many rules as I can to apply some kind of logic to it.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

At least you can make an educated guess. I’m learning Chinese and if you don’t know a word there, you’re SOL. You can’t know what it means or even guess how to pronounce it.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

Yeah fuck English. Can we all just use Esperanto instead. Like not even kidding, I love the idea of Esperanto since it avoids situations like the one you described.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Yeah, have you met French?

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

Mais oui.
Once you understand the rules, I find French pronunciation generally more reliable than English.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

The French heavily curate their language too, which probably contributes to it’s reliability and overall clarity. There are official words with official pronunciations, gendering, etc. No willy-nilly adding words from colloquialisms or slang like in English.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Like how the hell are you supposed to know how to pronounce “preface”. It’s obviously pre-face and it’s before everything else so the prefix pre makes so much sense. No one ever uses that word in spoken conversation either.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Except book editors I guess

permalink
report
parent
reply
73 points

Fucking English, dumb language held together by tape and desperation.

Most languages don’t need spelling lessons.

permalink
report
reply
70 points

Some of them need extensive drawing lessons.

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points
*

+15 social credit and 1 catwife

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Just 1? :(

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

At least then you know how to draw!

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points
*

Nah, more like has stupid rules because of loan words. Just English them or make up your own lmfao. It’s almost 7/8 of the reasons for anything that makes you go, why?

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Nah, more like has stupid rules because of loan words.

All languages loan words. Many languages don’t have a problem mapping spelling to pronunciation.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Right? Fuck their original spelling. Just translate to your alphabet appropriately and fuck the rest.

permalink
report
parent
reply
-27 points

Yeah, well how many of those language took us to the moon comrade?

permalink
report
parent
reply
27 points

A lot of them

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

German?

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Which is basically one of the three dicks that got stuck in anglos to make english.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

lol true

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

This must be Poe’s Law, right? You can’t be serious?

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

Nope. I thought I went way over the top but that joke but… not over the top enough apparently.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

This site is the epi-tome of people thinking they’re smarter than everyone else, meaning they miss obvious jokes because they’d rather correct the person making the joke.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
45 points
*

I pronounced hyperbole as it is spelled “hyper bowl” for decades and nobody corrected me! It wasn’t until I finally saw someone say it in a TV show that I realized the error of my ways. Now I stumble over the word every time I try to say it because I have decades of habit to overcome. Sometimes when I think I might need to say it, I start mouthing it ahead of time so that I get it right on the first try. There are at least a dozen other words like this for me, and I’m sure dozens more that I’m not even aware of.

Edit: for those of you who have never heard it pronounced, hyperbole is pronounced “high-per-buh-lee”.

permalink
report
reply
7 points

Hy-per-buh-lee

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
*

Yours makes more phonetic sense! I will update mine.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

Same here. Hyper bowl. Until i heard it on TV.

I just want to suggest that your pronunciation at the end of your message is not quite right still.

Wouldn’t it be closer to say “hi-per-ber-lee”? Or am i still getting it wrong?

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Someone else replied and gave a better phonetic spelling of it. I updated mine too. “Hy-per-buh-lee”.

What’s funny is the first time I heard it, I knew immediately what it was, but I wasn’t sure if that was the correct pronunciation, or if the speaker was being all high-born fancy-pants, so I had to ask my wife. English isn’t even her first language and she knows everything about it. She’s 10x better at speaking and writing English than I am. I do have other talents though! I think…

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

This one is particularly annoying because of Hyperbolic, which is pronounced Hy-per-bol-ic. Which just makes Hy-per-bole seem more valid…

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

There are a lot of those prefixes that shift stress and/or pronunciation when going from nouns to adjectives or verbs, like supermarket vs superfluous. It’s just especially annoying when they use spelling uncommon to other English words, such as Quixote vs quixotic (the x is silent in the first and voiced in the 2nd).

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

Generally it kind of retains the features of the pronunciation of the language it was borrowed from. In this case Greek, which generally pronounces every vowel in a word. Similar to Aphrodite (which one would expect to be pronounced Afro-dight).

I know that doesn’t help much unless you have already built a guide in your head about how words of a certain language are pronounced and can guess what language that word originates from. You might need to consult a dictionary to find out what language it was borrowed from, at which point you’ll also see the pronunciation.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

What does not exactly help in some people’s case, is that other Euro languages have adjusted Greek etc. words more to their own needs and actually do the “bowl” thing (even omit the e on the end, like in Dutch). I mean, I think that is what keeps me back.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

wow! I made the same mistake till now! I just started speaking English again after a decade. all of my pronunciations are wacky 😁

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

I’m the same vein, epitome.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

I still pronounce that wrong in my head when I read it.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points
*

I thought Harry Potter’s friend was pronounced her-mee-ohn for the first three books.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

The Hyperb Owl, the less known relative of the Superb Owl.

permalink
report
parent
reply
41 points

I was 17 when my friend pointed out to me that epitome is pronounced epi-tome-ey

Rather than how I was saying it Epi-Tome.

permalink
report
reply
22 points

Congrats, I was first corrected while meeting new people in college 😔

I even had it in a song I wrote and the whole thing was ruined because it didn’t rhyme anymore. Also it was ruined by my songwriting skills.

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points

Same here, but I knew the correct pronunciation of the word when spoken, I just didn’t know they were the same damn word. When it finally clicked in my head, I about slapped myself.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Same here for “pique”.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

I learned “piqued” when I was reading as a kid but I pronounced it “pee-khwhy”. So very wrong haha

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

…I don’t know how to pronounce that word either

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Dude, that’s how I was with dachshund. I heard it spoken and assumed it was spelled something like “doxen”, and then in my head I pronounced dachshund as “dash-hund”

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

TIL…

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Gabriel Wyner talks about this phenomenon in the first chapter or two of Fluent Forever. Can’t remember what he called it but rest assured that you are not alone in experiencing this :)

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

I went to a restaurant called Penelope’s… I thought it was pene-lopes. 🤦

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Ha, I remember reading Greek mythology when I was young and getting thrown off by Persephone. Seemed like it should rhyme with telephone…

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

That would be telephony, which I didn’t know was even a word until I was in my 30s.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

I’m having an anaphylactic shock, give me the Epi-Tome™! 😄

Don’t mean to make fun of you, just thought of a coincidentally similar sounding word

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Epitome was one of mine too. Also inventory, i thought emphasis was on the vent syllable not the in syllable

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

I used to do that, too. inVENTory

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

This unlocked the epitomous memory of me and my mom in the car and the radio show host trying to bust out his best vocab with epi-TOme. She bust out laughing. I feel like something similar is coming back 'round to me, just found out it’s epitomic. Not even sure how to pronounce

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

I know that, but I intentionally pronounce it epi-tome because it sounds better emphasized, it really bothers my mom

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

That one used to trip me up. It still “feels” wrong to me even today.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Microblog Memes

!microblogmemes@lemmy.world

Create post

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

Community stats

  • 11K

    Monthly active users

  • 1.6K

    Posts

  • 74K

    Comments