83 points

By this logic, the math problem the teacher called me up to the board to solve in 10th grade when I had a random boner was also a woman.

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18 points

God damn gusts of wind women

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13 points

The scalene triangle

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5 points

Ah yes, the most erotic of all triangles

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49 points

viagra and Brazilian wandering spider venom is a woman

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35 points

Diogenes walking in with a bottle of Viagra and a hard on: “Behold, a woman!”

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8 points
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34 points

Don’t let him near the pets 😰

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14 points

*women

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9 points

He nevr said pets make his dick hard?

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3 points

He never said the opposite (also those are women by his definition so he couldn’t have said that, anyway)

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19 points

Is your mother a woman

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This is an example of Affirming the Consequent, also known as the Converse Error

Their statement affirms: “if it makes my dick hard, then it’s a woman” whereas the assumption being made here is “if it’s a woman, then it makes my dick hard”. This is the converse of the original statement, and doesn’t carry the same logical truth as the original.

It should be noted that the inverse (“if it doesn’t make my dick hard, then it isn’t a woman”) also doesn’t, but the contrapositive (“if it’s not a woman, it doesn’t make my dick hard”) does!

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13 points

Are you gonna teach proofs by induction next week?

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3 points

Hopefully, I’m taking notes

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5 points

That’s a lot of words to say "sufficient, but not necessary. "

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