92 points
God literally watches all his children have sex, stay away from him, dude’s a major creep.
42 points
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Source of the bottom panel?
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Shlonkin the Lord silly
37 points
I swear I’m a good girl…
For this reason I bow my knees before the Father Ephesians 3:14
Lot’s of fun yet to be had taking other passages out of context.
19 points
Tbh I’m happy to take the naughty bits from Ezekiel fully in context. I’m in it for the donkey dong.
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As they say in the Bible Belt, if you see a good Christian girl on her knees, chances are she ain’t praying.
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It’s like he’s the rizzler and I’m sticking out all my dedication and worship.
