Male? Female? Sall good with this guy!

Want some, get some as a wise man once said to me.

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Suck her dick as well!

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Why is nobody talking about the mouthfeel?

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Cum one, cum all! No gender too strange for this creature to please!

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Mom! The Romanian United Principalities are being weird again

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Whoa thereโ€™s a pansexual Romanian government? :O

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Reminds me of this.

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

Iโ€™m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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I fucking love giving oral. Like 100% legit would rather give oral than receive and when its with the right person giving oral is better than 90% of sex.

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As someone who is sex repulsed, Iโ€™m legitimately curious what about it appeals to you? Iโ€™d love to know from your perspective

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Not OC but the idea of making someone feel good makes me feel good. Itโ€™s like double the dopamine for me.

I could totally see being grossed out by it when I think about it logically. In fact it is gross when I think about it logically.

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Logic is fucking gross. Last I tried it it remind me that I am a meat sack of fat and blood ready to pop. I avoid it ever since

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As someone with a high sex drive, itโ€™s not rational. Itโ€™s like hunger, or sleepiness. Itโ€™s a base biological need and the longer I go without sex the more irritable and depressed I get.

Itโ€™s not a need in the sense that Iโ€™ll die without it, but itโ€™s a need in the sense that my mental health will deteriorate without it.

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Oral is more intimacy focussed, at least as far as giving it is concerned. As the giver you also get immediate and obvious feedback that your partner is finding pleasure in what you are doing (Or that they ARENT enjoying it if youโ€™re fucking it up)

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Iโ€™m mostly sex repulsed but I find giving oral way more manageable than penetrative sex. Mostly I just donโ€™t like being touched but yes like someone else said, knowing that youโ€™re causing the pleasure for someone else is the appealing part of it. Especially if theyโ€™re vocal about it.

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See, I feel like Iโ€™m the exact opposite. I donโ€™t mind being touched nor penetrated (toys only, w4w). Oral however just doesnโ€™t seem fun for me either way. I guess Iโ€™m just more comfortable with someoneโ€™s hand than someoneโ€™s head.

TBF, sex in general doesnโ€™t give me any happy chemicals so itโ€™s not something I seek out or ever get excited about.

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When you want your girlfriend to suck you off and you draw comics:

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This isnโ€™t the original text of the comic. The original is pretty good too though.

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Touching grass will be fine enough for me

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the most intimate thing a person can do, is to wash someone elseโ€™s hair

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you misspelled โ€œassโ€

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I havenโ€™t laughed that hard in a while.

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