66 points

“Trust, but verify.”

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All the sources (1) agree that everybody was kung fu fighting. In addition, no verifiable source mentions that nobody was kung fu fighting. In conclusion, we can assume that everybody was actually kung fu fighting. [I have a PhD in physical anthropology]

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26 points

Furthermore, everyone was an expert fighter, being all faster than lightning.

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16 points

Although, it was a little bit frightening.

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19 points

Was this before or after the man in the back said “everyone attack”?

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14 points

Why is everybody not dancing now? I specifically requested it.

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57 points

Several people were kung fu fighting

Their speed was metaphorically lightning

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I must admit I was mildly startled.

But I must also admit their timing was satisfactory.

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51 points

Ok, is no one going to mention that he is holding a smaller hand to adjust his sunglasses?

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38 points

AI image generators having to scrape stuff like this and somehow not come up with monstrosities

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8 points

“An image of kung fu fighting, please.”

Screen full of sunglasses and hands touching said sunglasses to put them better on the face with a face

What

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Not sure if this is sarcasm or a reference I’m not getting, but just in case: It’s not AI generated. I know this because the sign in the background is legible. The hand belongs to the woman to his right. The photo was taken right as he was lifting his hand to adjust/remove his sunglasses.

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10 points

I think they were talking about AI being trained using this image. Like this dude got AI out here thinking people got hands on hands on hands.

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6 points

On a closer look, the small hand is the guy behind him holding a phone to his ear

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4 points

Is it a different guy? Or is it a second smaller head behind his larger head?

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2 points

A valid interpretation of ambiguous photo. I suppose it’s impossible to know for sure.

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2 points

Came here for the tiny hand

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7 points

I am joking, but it really does look like that if you’re not paying attention

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2 points

Yeah, I figured it out after paying more attention!

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38 points

Everybody that I’m referring to for the purposes of this song was kung fu fighting

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23 points

From my understanding there were relatively as fast as lightning but clearly not literally.

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20 points

However, it’s not hyperbole to say that it was a little bit frightening.

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13 points

They may, in fact, not have had true expertise.

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In this essay I will explain how it is not possible for them to be as fast as lightening. 1/348

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