94 points

“perfectly preserved”

🤔

Like my freezer preserved that burger that escaped into the bottom of it six years ago

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75 points

The data is all there, but there may be a slight issue with the formatting.

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21 points

Outstanding

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48 points

Is he going to be ok?

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30 points

Just have to put him in some rice

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54 points

Ok now what?

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27 points

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8 points

Augh!

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4 points

microwave it for 5 minutes. then, after you take it out, you’ll see all the wrinkles are gone

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35 points

Feeling pretty bogged down.

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10 points

Name checks out

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34 points

Perfectly preserved? All that’s left is is the skin which has turned into leather due to the acidic environment in the bog.

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4 points

perfectly preserved… to be made into a soup

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2 points

What is leather if not perfectly preserved skin?

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Behold! This is what it truly means to be a bog creature, Tumblr. This is what you claim to be. And you know what, I totally get you. I feel like this all the time.

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