Left

• Name: Sour Joe
• Stats: DEX 5 - STR 3 - INT 10
• Special Attack: Yeast Starter (Deals damage over time. If applied 5 times in 30 secs opponent takes explosive damage.)

Middle

• Name: Gluten Gus
• Stats: DEX 10 - STR 5 - INT 3
• Special Attack: Bloat (This strike slows opponent down by 2% lasts for 10 secs, hits stack.)

Right

• Name: LARRY DA LOAF
• Stats: DEX 1 - STR 20 - INT 1
• Special Attack: Pound Cake (Charge attack, at 50% does double damage and at 100% causes stun for 3 secs.)

Bring the pain!

Guy on the right, look at his sheer confidence!

He’s already won and he knows it.

Rock-hard (and indeed contains various rocks such as gravel), never goes stale, and is terribly sustaining. A traveller can go for miles, just knowing there’s dwarf bread in their pack. A traveller can think of just about anything to eat rather than dwarf bread including their own foot and even pumpkins (see Witches Abroad).

Various forms of dwarf bread can be used as weapons, e.g. battle muffins and drop scones. Fine specimens of dwarf bread can be found in the Dwarf Bread Museum, Whirligig Alley, Ankh-Morpork, open to the public whenever volunteers have time (Feet of Clay).