The one on the left. He has a look in his eye that says “I’ve done morally questionable things at a CIA/MI6 black site”.

The dude on the right is cheating and only showing the underside of the loaf, bet it’s long, wide, and maybe an inch thick. Edit: Oxford comma

I know the Marvel movies have been going downhill, maybe this is their plan to turn it around. The Breadvengers!

Far left appears to have that firm ass, welcome to San Francisco, crisp sourdough crust. Far right is some bread pan, Texas toast make’n, sponge crust.

As always, the left of where the fun is, and the right boring and conservative.