Chocolate = Poison

Police = Venomous

The difference? You donโ€™t have to eat a cop for it to kill you.

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So, we eat the cops as a side dish when we eat the rich, right?

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10 points

We might need to make the police the appetizer because they stand between us and the rich

The chips and salsa, so to speak

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I canโ€™t eat cops.

A bit too high fat for me. And the types that arenโ€™t, are likely pumped with steroids.

Iโ€™ve reached the age where I have to think about who I eat.

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12 points

If your dog is big enough and the chocolate is mostly milk and white, itโ€™ll probably be fine.

Donโ€™t let your dog eat a box of chocolate though.

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Before I saw the post I read the title and assumed the post was gonna be about dm_gump

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