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I love the scent of a female.

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I find there’s nothing better than harvesting the scent of a female in a tank, with flower petals of course, and then scrapings it off thier skin. Someday I hope to use it in all five chords of a fragrance.

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Perfume, story of a murderer

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Even Dustin Hoffman approved

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As a humanoid male, i too love the scent of a homo sapien female.

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As a sentient homo sapien, I find myself inexorably drawn to the olfactory stimuli emitted by the female of our species, which invoke an unparalleled sensory euphoria within the neural pathways of my encephalon. 🧐

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You dropped your fedora, redditor!

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Give yourself some credit! You were able to write that sentence and post it on the internet, so you’re sapient, not merely sentient!

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Senza una donna

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Bro wat

What… why… when did you come up with that username. I regret interpreting it

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I love the scent of a female.

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Hahahuaha jokes on them, they don’t know I have a cat so I am sharing a chair with a female at this exact moment in time!

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Pet the cat. Pet the kitty! Now!

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I do as I am commanded. The kitty has been pet.

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cat tax!

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6 points

a real alpha man like me

ICING ON TOP.

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Those guys are the rapiest ones. It’s disingenuous to act like the types of men who call women ‘females’ aren’t the same guys who neg, space invade and spike drinks.

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It’s fairly common where I live, of both genders.

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Do people commonly say “men and females” where you live?

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Men/males.

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No, everybody negs, space invades and spikes drinks.

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“It is unfair how I am treated,” he said, “the moment I see a female and say ‘hello there female’ they always leave after saying something. I don’t know what they said because I wasn’t listening but they are being very rude.”

“I don’t understand what it is that makes women seem uncomfortable around me… likely they are just intimidated to be in the presence of a real alpha man like me. I don’t blame them for that.”

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I know you’re joking but that last paragraph made me throw up in my mouth a little bit

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It’s not really a joke, that’s just two paragraphs from the article copy/pasted.

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of a real alpha male like me

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