87 points

she got a crush on google or microsoft?

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16 points

The NSA are the ones that get freaky with the cameras and all

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34 points

Look, if you don’t want me when i’m farting in my office chair reviewing someone’s PR, you don’t deserve me when we’re out throwing axes.

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27 points

I get this, in a slightly different way. when I really really like someone it starts to feel like they are literally living in my head and I police even my thoughts lest they see them. I know it’s irrational but it’s more of an impulse.

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Good thing I like a lot of people, got to police my thoughts all the time for everyone

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15 points

I mean sounds like a performance sub. I could see how someone could feel comfort from being monitored by their dom/big, reporting in, and what not. Weirdly kinda romantic if it’s their kink tbh.

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4 points

What’s a big? Haven’t heard that one yet

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15 points

And then you secretly hope that it’s true so they see you and think you are perfect and then fall in love with you

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