88 points
she got a crush on google or microsoft?
16 points
12 points
Whether a bourgie broad, nerd hoe, street chick
15 points
And then you secretly hope that it’s true so they see you and think you are perfect and then fall in love with you
34 points
Look, if you don’t want me when i’m farting in my office chair reviewing someone’s PR, you don’t deserve me when we’re out throwing axes.
7 points
That sounds rather stressful
