I don’t get it. What does my mom’s sexuality have to do with me? Also, why is sleeping with someone that’s ~25 years older something to brag about?
In my friend group at work, it’s a bit of absurdism because of the 5 of us, 3 of our mothers are literally dead and the other two are emotionally dead. The two emotionally dead ones - stopped talking to our coworkers when one came out as trans and the other was when he left the Mormon church.
We will substitute in the dead fathers as well, especially if it makes the joke funnier.
“Your momma’s so old when she tries to hawk tuah, my dick gets dusty.”
“Whatever, my mom is dust.”
“My mom probably thinks Hawk Tuah is a gay pop star.”
“Your dad wishes Hawk Tuah was a gay pop star.”
And so forth and so on.
Your friends can put her in jail if they really slept with her depending on country
Dunno but I’ll let you know once I’m done banging your mom
It’s just a funny comment like, “how’s your wife and my kids” or “say hi to your sister for me.”
My mom was like that. 🤣😂
The publicly available children maintenance service data (UK) suggests that one in three people are calling the wrong person dad (about a third of challenged women claiming child maintenance from a random dude will be shown to be wrong by DNA).
Mum will try to deny it. Then DNA became a thing for pennies. Join an genealogy fb group and support the broken kids looking for their now-dead fathers.
That… seems to be a bit of a leap. You’ve got to assume that challenged women are representative of the whole population. To issue a challenge you probably have some reason to suspect.
One in three is not one-in-ten one might expect. And it’s not hundreds it’s thousands of women making false claims for money against male victims.
We don’t have population (in the statistical sense) data to know for sure. Maybe the passport biometric data will eventually let us know for sure.
However, there are other individuals involved, usually in the act of conception, not just women.
“I’m on the pill/implant/coil … you don’t have to wear a condom. Take the condom off.”. A female paedophile teacher has just been jailed here because the baby made it kind-of obvious she was lying. Apparently she got pregnant whilst she was on bail with the same child.
