22 points

We should pump copious amounts of ammonia into our atmosphere and turn ourselves into Volus.

Just saying.

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10 points

I see no downsides to this

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9 points

Sure thing…

That sounds mighty profitable… earthclan

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1 point

Gachimuchi Volus

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21 points

It’s easier to restore our planet than to find a new one.

It’s easier to sequester our emissions than to collect them back from the polluted atmosphere.

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14 points

Surface dwelling is out, time for mammals to return underground. Embrace nudity and become immune to the dirt. Trust me, I’m naked.

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3 points

We just need another good pandemic 😷

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5 points

ew ecofascism joke gross gross

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