A handle rusted off :(

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OP, were you standing naked in your bathroom when you took this picture?

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I’m guessing its a kitchen and they’re in shorts

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Ding ding ding!

Edit: Almost. My bedroom, in shorts.

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14 points

You have tile and cabinets in your bedroom?

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15 points

Error: bicycle has had an unhandled exception

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Stop submerging your bike in hydrochloric acid or brine

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14 points

The forbidden fleshlight

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2 points

only a true man can fit in it

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DON’T PUT YOUR DICK IN IT!!!

At least not before getting a tetanus shot.

Jokes aside, my favorite part about bikes is that they’re super easy and (relatively) cheap to fix.

You should be good picking up a simple little tool kit, some penetrating WD40, a new handle bar, and some new grips and you should be good to go.

I wish you the best of luck friend and to have a blast with more rides in the near future.

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Thanks man. Unfortunately the handlebar wasn’t the only thing that rusted off or otherwise broke. RIP the bike I used when I was a younger and more hopeful person.

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You have to abuse a bike pretty damn badly for it to truly be unsalvageable. Either you’re too lazy to fix a fixable bike or you were so lazy you neglected the poor thing to death, so either way, that’s on you.

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In my defence, I live close to the shore and pretty much anything rusts pretty quick. I could’ve taken better care of my bike though, you’re right.

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