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You cropped like 3/4 of the joke :(

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13 points

Will there really be a ball pit? “Yes…”

How ominous.

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9 points

I don’t think even with supervision that they’ll be able to stop someone from peeing in the ball pit.

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7 points

I’m expecting some c*m jars to switch to pee as a contingency. Like a trib page

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28 points

Well, why the fuck not?

It’s tradition.

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13 points

Ah, so this is what the conservatives are trying to conserve. Noted

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15 points

cant even pee in the ballpit anymore. because of woke

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7 points

It’s the only place we can agree.

Ball pits have a long history of being piss repositories. The McDonalds Playplace, Chuck E. Cheese, that weird “kids place” that hosted slightly depressing birthday parties with outdated arcade machines as the main draw. All christened in golden horror.

It’s like the community pool. No matter how many signs you place, someone’s going to put the “p” back in ool.

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28 points

a nonzero amount of people will be going to this event with the express purpose of peeing in that ballpit, guaranteed.

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8 points

literally 1984

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8 points

Strange Æons is going to be there? Are you serious? Half her videos are about shitting on things that fail. What did they have to say to talk her into it?

Come on, next you’re going to tell me they signed Sarah Z

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18 points

It will be even funnier the second time

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The people running it this time around actually seem to know what they’re doing. I think it’s just gonna be what dashcon tried to be the first time tbh

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11 points

Oh no

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6 points

My favorite tumblr post might be the guy who learned of Shinzo Abe’s assassination via this format.

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6 points

YES CANT WAIT FOR INTERNET HISTORIAN VIDEO

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6 points

it will probably be plagiarized

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