I stole it from R*ddit

69 points

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I LIED, THERE IS NO COMMENT SECTION

NOW SIT DOWN AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST NONCREDIBLE BABY NAMES

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I’m somewhat partial to Mirv

Edit: they grow up so fast

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Rich,is that you? Hope you are okay after MRV crash.

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5 points

Can a bitch have some context, please

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6 points

That was my laptop background for a really long time, almost feels nostalgic to see it again!

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9 points

It’s a great photo. Fucking terrifying to think that there could have been a 300kt boom at the end of each of those pretty lines

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Jesus gave us the peacekeeper missile.

Satan gave us Rock-&-Roll.

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19 points

Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–

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17 points

Little Bobby Tables, we call him

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19 points

ATTACK’EMS

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Bayraktar

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Haimars

Leopard

Bradley

Griepen

Vaiper

Falcon

Neto

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13 points

X Æ A-12

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🤮

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9 points

Fighting Falcon.

Friends will call them F-16.

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9 points

Flugabwehrkanonenpanzer Gepard

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F-16 viper, first of its name, fighter of falcons, yeeter of aim 9x, user of afterburner, bringer of the pimp hand… future extra goes here

I prefer long names you just keep tacking crap onto like samurai or old knight kinda names.

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The name’s Joint. Rivet Joint. Intelligence is my game.

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Ooh dang, that’s stylish

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6 points

Pave low

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butt stockton

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Russia Delenda Est

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Delenda is honestly a lovely name.

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5 points

Sarsılmaz Beefboy

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Lockheed Martin

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5 points

Bunkerbuster

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4 points

Al Bombs.

So his mom is the mother of Al Bombs

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2 points

Does Ukrainian have a different name for Moscow?

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AIMy

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So now I understand why Musk hates Ukraine.

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We are glad to welcome to the family our new bundle of joy, Fsixteen Fuckputin.

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Mazel tov from his cousin, Ferdinand Fteenthousand.

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Some alternatives:

  • Fighting Falcon
  • Strike Eagle
  • Raptor
  • Stealth

Then the kid just goes by a nickname.

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Raptor is going to KILL the social circle in elementary school.

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F XVI

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Effsix.

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Then the kid just goes by a nickname…

Viper?

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So BRRRRT is still fine?

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