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This is only hilarious because I’m not T-Swizzle. Lunch thieves are the worst, and this is comedic gold.

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if someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass!

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seems people took this joke seriously 😐

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15 points

I am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.

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5 points

It’s illegal in most places.

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8 points

I recommend to use extremely hot chilli Instead.

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1 point

You are advocating for at best food poisoning or at worse attempted murder.

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55 points

Am i the only one here that doesnt think this is genuine? I cant have fun with a meme like this if i feel is faked

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45 points

I think it is fake. Though I enjoyed it like a funny show with a suspension of belief.

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11 points

Definitely not real but I still enjoyed the bit.

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5 points

I only enjoyed because it was fake. Otherwise it’d just be petty office bullshit, which is no fun for anyone.

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15 points

In real life you would just wait to see who’s putting up the messages

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9 points

Has to be fake.

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30 points

Am I the only one who can’t read a thing not even zoomed up? Is it not Pixel Thief instead?

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It depends on your client. In Sync, you need to click into the post then the image to get full resolution. Clicking the image from the front page just blows up the thumbnail

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6 points

Thanks. I had the same complaint and it worked for me.

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16 points

It’s perfectly readable through Voyager

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6 points

Look in your settings or upper corner - it’s loading low res to load fast. There’s either an HD button or HD option somewhere in your app

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This! Thank you

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Connect for Lemmy displays it correctly.

Client issue?

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27 points

Where can I donate so you can afford more pixels?

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If you’re using Sync, view the image from the comments section to see the original quality.

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I was waiting for: dear sandwich theif, this is IT. We have the printer logs. HR brought us donuts. Your move.

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Angering HR? No problemo. IT? I wouldn’t dare…

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It’s not like HR values only the welfare of the company and isn’t just there to provide the illusion that employees matter to them.

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