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Classic HR coming in to ruin the fun. Can’t have anything because of them.

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HR - Happiness Ruiner

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Well, certainly can’t have pizza.

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HR exists to protect the company, which makes them cops, which makes them bastards oppressing the poor and hungry as seen above

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If your comment is sarcasm, then it’s brilliant.

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I mean, this guy stole someone else’s lunch. This is like saying cops are bad after they arrested a drug kingpin.

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I dunno, it kinda felt like she was playing along… within the constraints of still doing her job. Printing out a whole paper to say “No.” when a sticky note would suffice, for example.

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This is only hilarious because I’m not T-Swizzle. Lunch thieves are the worst, and this is comedic gold.

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if someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass!

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seems people took this joke seriously 😐

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I am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.

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It’s illegal in most places.

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You are advocating for at best food poisoning or at worse attempted murder.

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8 points

I recommend to use extremely hot chilli Instead.

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I’d let it go the moment I see the thief’s filthy hands on my sandwich.

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Why was this edited

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Am I the only one who can’t read a thing not even zoomed up? Is it not Pixel Thief instead?

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It depends on your client. In Sync, you need to click into the post then the image to get full resolution. Clicking the image from the front page just blows up the thumbnail

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Thanks. I had the same complaint and it worked for me.

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It’s perfectly readable through Voyager

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Connect for Lemmy displays it correctly.

Client issue?

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Look in your settings or upper corner - it’s loading low res to load fast. There’s either an HD button or HD option somewhere in your app

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This! Thank you

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