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Gilbert Gottfried impression

just

FUCK

ALREADY

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That’s a pretty rapey song, especially considering the time period. I like the song, but when we performed it, the gender roles were reversed at least.

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Key & Peele made an awesome sketch with this song

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It’s not a rapey song. Yes, to modern us it sounds like it was made by Dennis Reynolds, but no it’s not. Before looking too deeply at the lyrics, just ask yourself first, “does it make any sense you write a Christmas duet about raping a woman?” No, it doesn’t. It’s a playful song about making excuses to stay together longer. It’s kind of a crap song anyway, so I’m not even saying this to defend a sign I like; I’d be happy to never hear it again.

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8 points

You are correct about this song, but keep in mind, one of the most popular wedding songs is “Every Breath You Take”, a song about stalking someone. So, I could def see a duet being made like that.

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4 points

Honestly, we aren’t much different now - the main thing is we’ve tried to make “no” a safe word

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47 points

Why waste time on a no? Currently, women are throwing my number away after trying hard to get it shrugs

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67 points

I call that respecting a woman’s decision. If OOP wants to play silly games then the correct answer is “Maybe”.

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There’s a vast difference between a straight up no and opening a dialogue.

If I ask a girl out and she says sorry I have a boyfriend or sorry you’re not my type or no thank you I’m just going to move on.

It’s no skin off my back, thank you for letting me know before I waste of my time.

I just wish I had this same level of confidence in my teenage years as I do now.

Like you miss all of the shots that you don’t take and I missed so many fucking shots.

I even had one girl laying on the bed next to me telling me about how she’s had sex before and would like to try having sex again and I was like “well good luck with that, I mean, you’re really pretty so you’re probably not going to have any problems”

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17 points

Oof

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Yeah that one happened in my early teens, and so a part of me is glad I didn’t because I definitely wasn’t mature enough for that level of instant relationship and if it had not turned into a relationship I would have been completely destroyed, but there’s another part of me that all these years later still regrets.

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9 points

Ouch, she must have been frustrated after that. Hopefully next time she delivered her hint in the form of a question.

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267 points

Playing hard to get is a big fucking red flag. It shows a lack of maturity and a lack of truthfulness. It also shows a willingness to be deceitful to your partner.

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I mean, I’m more than happy to play along for the sake of having a playful time… but come on… don’t waste weeks of my life

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16 points

Ain’t nobody got time for that shit.

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  1. “playing hard to get” is a female fantasy, not a male one. She likes the idea that she’s so HIIIIIIIIIEYEIIIIGH, high above me, she’s so lovely that I’m willing to throw my family in a canyon to prove my worth to her. Boosts her delusions of grandeur.

  2. There is a certain kind of men who do enjoy the chase. They call themselves “pickup artists.” Normal men are either looking for something casual or something long term, and in both cases they’re interested in finding a woman who is also looking for similar terms and don’t really want that chore maximized or complicated beyond what it already is.

  3. Women do not know how to play hard to get. They implement “hard to get” as “flatly refuse.” I think a separate hatred of expressing consent is why they don’t say something like “You’ll have to do better than that.”

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Have you ever been inside a sex club?

If you spend even 20 minutes in a sex club, you can watch and see numerous examples of how you’re wrong. It might help you understand the sexual behavior and cues of women.

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Sex clubs?? What? No. Most people people learn in normal ways. Also “the sexual behavior and cues of women” is such a creepy way to put that

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This, right here. Don’t date people who play mindgames. Start a relationship the way you mean for it to continue; with open and honest communication.

Yes, obviously flirting is about dropping hints, and that’s fine, but at the point where the hinting stops and one party says “I’m into you and I hope you’re into me too”, there should be no bullshit. If you like someone you show them the basic respect of saying what you fucking mean.

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cracks knuckles Let’s piss some people off tonight.

This is sound mating strategy for homo sapiens.

Take yourself out of generational context. Forget religion, social mores and written history. Think back 100,000 years. Think game theory. Think only in terms of selfish genes.

A promiscuous female is a loss for the male. Whose kid is he raising? Massive waste for the male if it’s not his genes.

(Insert note regarding the hypothesis as to why our dicks are shovel shaped. Add observations of male mammals killing their rival’s offspring and note how we see this in modern men.)

A child requires an extraordinary output of time and energy, for both parties, far more than other mammals. Childbirth is also extraordinarily dangerous for big-brained primate females; big heads, helpless infancy and so forth.

The female needs her mate to stick around and care for her and her child during pregnancy through early child rearing. After all, she’s going to be the very definition of handicapped for a couple of years. (Insert note regarding the hypothesis that grandmothers partially fill this role and why women live longer.) If she hasn’t been picky and chosen a solid mate, her and her child may well die.

Now the male has to push back against this resistance. If he’s not the type to push, he doesn’t make babies, pass on his genes. To put a finer point on it, if he’s not attracted enough to effort the chase, he may be a slut who will run off. Refer to previous paragraph.

tl;dr: Evolution selected for hard-to-get females and pushy males.

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I know you’re trying to make an argument, but your word choice and way of presenting the arguments is giving off major incel vibes.

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I expected this response because I frequently used the word “female”. This is a biology discussion, not a sociological one. I tried to take care to set and keep the tone scientific and not “in common parlance”. And perhaps I failed.

As to “incel”, I’ve had 50+ lovers in this life, the very opposite of involuntarily celibacy. What this says about my psychological needs, well, I’ve been thinking on that lately, not liking my own reflection. Thank god I’m with my wife and those days seem at a close.

As to the science of my post, I welcome challenges! Challenges to my ideas are how I learn.

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21 points

I expected this response because I frequently used the word “female”. This is a biology discussion, not a sociological one.

This is a shitpost on lemmy, stop pretending that you’re an acclaimed professor presenting at a conference or something lol.

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Now imagine this: Every now and again a species makes a great evolutionary leap. Men respecting women’s decisions and women being honest about what they want could be the next stage of human evolution.

We can change and history and genetics show that our cultural choices really do influence our evolution.

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What you’re essentially describing here is evolutionary psychology. Now, I won’t go as far as some have to say that it’s an entirely bunk field of study, primarily because I’m nowhere near qualified to make those claims. But I will say that it’s a field that has received a lot of criticism for being full of poor science and “just-so” stories without a basis in good science, and that even if some aspects of the field are valid, it has frequently been misapplied in popscience to promote incel/alt-right worldviews.

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The bunk part is the overconfidence in the conclusion, not necessarily the ponderance.

Because people are more than someone else’s summation and over-simplification of their evolutionary history.

If they weren’t, then social evolution wouldn’t exist. Hence, the alt-right adoption.

That’s the bunk, that, and they were being a total dildo.

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The thing that makes me chuckle is how these evolutionary psychology little stories always forget the most basic thing: humans are social animals that live in clans.

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11 points

Did Andrew Tate watch a nature documentary about Lucy, or something?

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Add observations of male mammals killing their rival’s offspring and note how we see this in modern men.

No, we don’t see this. Men do not routinely kill their rivals’ offspring and, if they did, the mother would want them locked up.

Most of your logic implicitly assumes that males and females pair up. The game theory is quite different otherwise. What makes you think that our ancestors 100,000 years ago did this, when you’re explicitly comparing them to mammal species that don’t?

You succeeded at line 1, I’ll give you that.

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Yeah, this is some evolutionary psychology shit. A subject that is pure bullshit, we simply do not know enough about a biological history, or how the brain developed, and works, to truly, accurately, ascribe psychological phenomenon directly to evolutionary considerations.

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The lack of evidence is one thing, but his argument contradicts itself.

He says that:

  • the heavy investment that women make in their offspring means that they go to great lengths to make sure that their partners are committed
  • we observe modern men killing their (the women’s) offspring in the expectation that those women will turn around and have children with them instead.

Apparently, the women failed to select fathers who would stick around to defend their offspring, and they’re happy to mate with men who kill the children that they have invested so much in. This strategy is clearly bad, so evolution would select against it.

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2 points

Relevant XKCD https://xkcd.com/775/

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1 point

Imagine being gay. Lol

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10 points

I give this one a 2/10, too obvious with the crack knuckles

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Others have hammered on how incorrect this is but I do want to point one thing out

the female needs her mate to stick around and care for her and her child during pregnancy through early child rearing

This is assuming a 1950s style atomic family unit which is an extremely new concept. Evidence suggests our shared pre-agriculture ancestors lived in small hunter gatherer groups. These groups would share responsibilities, like a family, but not necessarily all be closely related. “it takes a village to raise a child” and everything.

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Facepalm

!facepalm@lemmy.wtf

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