I can relate to the walz trying to take a pic with pets. That dog is 100% squirming
That dog is 100% a BUM. One time he managed to get himself locked in a room in the governer’s mansion, and the fire department had to be called to get him out.
This was his face on being rescued:
Look at this unrepentant little asshole. 15/10, I love him, perfect dog.
TBF, those antique doorknob lock things have always been tricky to operate. He doesn’t even have thumbs! I’m pretty sure that I’m the only one of the kids that didn’t accidentally lock themselves in the bathroom of the house we had that had that style of door knobs and locks, and that was only because I taught myself how to pick locks by the age of two.
You know, I dunno. The Vance family looks like they’d be fine neighbors. They just go through a lot of couches.
The funny part is that 3 of the 4 families are mixed race or children of immigrants.
It’s not just extremely common, it’s nearly the entire population.
99% of all americans have either a great grandparent, a grandparent, or a parent who’s foreign born, or are themselves a foreign born citizen/permanent resident.
We are the nationless state, and the state of all nations.
The only ones who don’t look like my actual neighbors are the Trumps. But the dudes who look like JD tend to be huge tabletop gaming nerds and/or homebrewers and not, you know, weird.
Not sure why you’re being downvoted; that is an uncharacteristically normal photo at the bottom right. He looks human.
It’s honestly the most normal he’s ever looked to me in a photo.
And if I’m getting downvoted by the table top gamers/homebrewers for implying their personalities are anything like JD Vance’s, I apologize.
Though i didn’t downvote you I forgive you, I’ve always been comfortable calling myself weird but that type of “weird” is just horrifying
I know it’s hard to find real images of these families since most pics online are going to be PR-approved. But that image of the Vance family is quite disingenuous.
The Vances are cosplaying as a regular rural family, but he is an Ivy graduate who sold himself to a twisted libertarian billionaire, and she is a highly paid Ivy lawyer that has worked with the corrupt conservative SCOTUS judges. A real picture of those 2 would be in fancy dressing at an exclusive cocktail party for the dirty right-wing powers trying to control the country. Far from salt-of-the-earth Americans just trying to live their lives.
