if my neighbors spent enough money to end homelessness in the US forever on bombs being dropped on schools, I would burn their house down and be morally justified in doing so.
I have had some shitty neighbors over the years. None of them openly supported genocide and the dropping of bombs on schools, though.
Heh. No, my neighbors should be working class people who simply want to enjoy the small amount of time we have here on earth. Each one of these people look like they would send me letters about how my lawn exceeds the HOA permitted length.
I could absolutely see it, since although HOAs initially were created to keep black people out of white suburbs, they’re now another tool that the wealthy use to keep oppressing anyone less wealthy than they are. And Harris is wealthy enough to fit in at that kind of neighborhood.
Walz on the other hand, I could see offering to mow your lawn for you when it gets too long, and sitting on the HOA in order to keep it from having the type of people who use rulers to measure their lawns.
The only ones who don’t look like my actual neighbors are the Trumps. But the dudes who look like JD tend to be huge tabletop gaming nerds and/or homebrewers and not, you know, weird.
Not sure why you’re being downvoted; that is an uncharacteristically normal photo at the bottom right. He looks human.
It’s honestly the most normal he’s ever looked to me in a photo.
And if I’m getting downvoted by the table top gamers/homebrewers for implying their personalities are anything like JD Vance’s, I apologize.
Though i didn’t downvote you I forgive you, I’ve always been comfortable calling myself weird but that type of “weird” is just horrifying
If Kamala and Walz are my neighbors, we’re gonna bully the shit out of Walz about spice levels at the next neighborhood cookout and have a grand old time.
Conversely, I’d probably go bankrupt from bullshit lawsuits over the maintenance of my lawn if I was stuck between the other two.
Trump will sue you constantly over petty BS like the state of your home’s paint job and some made up story about how you hit his trash cans with your hummer truck (when you don’t even own a hummer), and Vance would wait for you to be stuck in the hospital caring for a loved one to file a HOA motion on your home because you forgot to mow the lawn that week.
Kamala is the neighbor that shows you how to fight Vance’s HOA motion, and Tim Walz shows up the next day and mows your lawn with his own riding mower without even asking you about it.
