251 points

Is he telling us he considers himself low T? Because it looks like he’s believing something he saw on 4chan.

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He’s so dense he doesn’t realize he’s the low T person being described, not the alpha male.

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He claims he’s autistic and has a breeding fetish so doubtless he thinks he’s twice as capable of sorting out truthiness.

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“High T alpha males” oh good, they invented a new gender again and it sucks.

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Bring out the scones and cucumber sandwiches, it’s high T!

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Mmm, high tea… Haven’t played that in a while.

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I’m a high T male, which is why I started balding at 20 and my balls are the size of grapes

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Balding is not related to testosterone, but rather Dihydrogentestosterone (commonly referred to as DHT). Although high testosterone levels often mean high DHT levels as well, it is possible to have high DHT whilst still having low testosterone levels.

The amount of androgen receptors in your scalp is also relevant, some people are just unlucky and have lots of androgen receptors in that area and start balding at a young age despite average DHT levels

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I started balding at 18. Is this what being alpha is like?

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10 points

like, super alpha this time. S rank Alpha, but with a T. Best alpha this time, we promise.

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Meh, I’ll just wait for the full release. Less bugs that way.

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How does it compare to sigma tho?

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i enjoyed this. also i think healthy forms of hyper gender are valid

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Ice-T on drugs

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All the “high T alpha males” I’ve ever met are also the least critical thinkers I’ve ever met.

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And none of them have ever backed it up with a blood test

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>be me >high T alpha male born to breed and lead >go to doc to confirm I am the most alpha of all >doc says your T levels are through the roof >fuck yeah it is I am a total chad >doc is like nah bruh you got the big C >mfw I only have 6 weeks to live

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I got bic cockser. hel yea B)

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Yeah I tend to think that anyone who identifies as high t alpha male is actually just the opposite.

They are usually the ones seeking admiration and approval. Meanwhile the free thinkers are just doing our days and caring for our tribes. No approval needed.

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“Pele who can’t defend themselves physically”

Like Elon, who pulled out of a fight he tried to start with Zuck because he’d get his ass kicked?

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I think his mom told him not to.

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I find it unlikely he’d listen to a woman. Unless maybe she threatened to take away the power cord

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I’m still hoping this happens and leads to a WWE style outcome.

Elon has a heart attack on the ring and falls on top of Zuck pinning and smothering him. Zuck is forced to tap and Elon is stretchered out the ring

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108 points

He’s posting 4chan screenshots now?

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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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We post greentexts and laugh, he posts this and says “interesting observation”.

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He retweeted it from a page. Be noted those are both very right wing and very gatekeepy about autism (if they’re really autistic and not just some weirdo claiming to be such).

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