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Open lemmy. See this. Close lemmy.

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And then reopen lemmy 30s later!

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… I just did that. Literally opening as I got the notification 😭

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I’ve closed and reopened a handful of times since then haha

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3 points

…back to Lemmy you go!

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9 points

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I just made eye contact with the phone, so now 3 of us contacting. Sounds like a happy family

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Number of people sharing eye contact:3

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I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul and I said, “biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch”

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Hahaaaaa yeeeeaaahhhh…

…but you really said it?

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7 points

What?

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I approve of this brain worm transmitting mechanism. (Somebody’s gotta be on the side of the brain worms)

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14 points

Fuck you

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12 points

Fun fact: You can spread HIV this way!

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Correct fact: while the HIV has been found in tears, there are zero recorded cases of it spreading through the eyes. In fact, there’s only a 1:1000 chance of contracting HIV if you get HIV positive blood in your eyes.

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3 points

are… are you speaking from experience?

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Fortunately for me naaaah but unfortunately for others yaaaaaaaaa

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