287 points

Yeah but it says right on the front that it’s half potassium chloride and half sodium chloride.

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150 points

It’d be funnier if the package was just half empty

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Let me introduce you to the rapid ramen cooker, a microwaveable tray that claims to make ramen with only half the regular amount of sodium.

You know how the cooker enables this?

You add half the flavor packet.

Can’t make this shit up.

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3 points

I’ve always done this then, use the leftover flavor pack (salt) for seasoning a more homemade meal.

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2 points

Nothing better than selling a single-purpose bit of plastic intended to go into the microwave and boil water that is functionally a replacement for a bowl that you presumably already have that expressly states that you can only use it for up to 5 years.

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2 points

😂 absolute gold

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8 points

It’d be illegal as as those statements are regulated to a standard serving. Except for net product amount.

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Well I’m glad they used KCl, I thought this was going to be a container half-full of chlorine–concerning, if you intend to put it on your food.

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50 points

Half the sodium, double the chloride! Perfection 👌

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16 points

Quadruple the reactivity!

(I am not a chemist, and I am not your chemist. These statements should not be construed as chemistry advice.)

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3 points

Chloride, not chlorine

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25 points

I think they meant chlorine, as in Cl2 (g). Certainly not edible, thus the joke.

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13 points

Chloride is the ionic form

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1 point

I mean technically… At least half of the elemental construction of both of those ingredients is chlorine… So… Technically it is.

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1 point

By weight or by molarity?

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120 points

I don’t understand this post. Salt doesn’t mean sodium. NaCl and KCl are both salts, and this is a 50/50 blend with less sodium (Na) for the people who need/want that. Am I missing something?

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38 points

you’re not missing anything, you paid attention in chemistry.

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19 points

Sir that’s too many facts for this joke.

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5 points

No, no let’m cook. Everyone knows jokes are funnier after you explain them.

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0 points

The point is that there is no joke in here to begin with

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3 points

Right. I have difficulty suspending disbelief so sometimes jokes like this just confuse me.

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1 point

I get that too sometimes.

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9 points

What you’re missing is illiteracy.

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9 points

Could also be amphetamine salts.

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5 points

Now we’re cooking!

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7 points

I think you’re exactly right

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6 points

Oh thanks. My mom buys that and I never understood what is was 😂

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50% table salt

50% bath salt

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3 points

So much worse for people with Potasium limitations? Like dialysis patients.

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9 points

Yes, usually such people are advised by their doctors to avoid such ingredients.

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1 point

Hopefully…

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8 points

They could just get the normal salt, or no salt at all.

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The part you’re missing is that potassium chloride used to be used in the lethal injection. Somehow it still has a lower LD50 than sodium chloride.

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How was that alluded to in the OP? Eating it isn’t the same as injecting it. It’s a normal ingredient in electrolyte drinks and rehydration salts. It’s also prescribed for hypokalemia.

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Also yes hyperkalemia is really effective at killing as is hypernatremia. This is not only known but also evolved around. Your body works pretty hard to ensure you don’t ingest so much of either ion that you develop these conditions.

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It’s what plants crave

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I would be surprised if water isn’t used in lethal injections.

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115 points

As stated right there on the label, some of the NaCl has been replaced with taster’s choice KCl. So it was never pure sodium to begin with, due to all that pesky chlorine and now about half of the Na has been replaced with Potassium.

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Imagine making pasta and salting the water with pure sodium. There’s a reason they don’t sell that in the supermarket.

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16 points

Big badaboom!

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5 points

Multi-pass

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ba-da-boom

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2 points

That’s how you become a meat popsicle.

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6 points

Don’t tell me what I can and cannot do! I like my pasta with a little danger and a dash of kaboom!

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3 points

I tried adding pure sodium to some soup once. It did not end well. 💣💥😬

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2 points

It’s not the best choice, it’s Spacer’s Choice!

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Fyi it’s chloride, not chlorine, but otherwise spot on

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So uh, what do you think the Cl in NaCl stands for?

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39 points

I had to read this like 24 times to make sure I didn’t miss anything, but I’m 98% certain you’re correct. When referring to the individual components it should be chlorine not chloride. I’m not a chemical doctor, but this is my understanding.

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72 points

“Pure sodium”

OP is as deranged as Morton.

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Being somebody who has to watch their sodium intake due to heart health concerns I would say that Morton is not at all deranged in creating this especially considering I’ve got a container of it sitting on my spice rack right now.

Though it should be noted I do my best not to think about the fact that KCL is used in lethal injections. 😒 I just thank the gods I don’t have any ulcers.

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12 points

Potassium is totally normal and required by the body. It’s actually hard to get the RDA of potassium.

It’s just that too much stops your heart.

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It’s also important to note that unless you’re on medication that prevents your body from releasing it (such as spironolactone) it’s extremely hard to od on it. Your body can release it in the urine if you have a bit too much

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10 points

It’s more the pure sodium part. Stop, drop, and roll would be a lot more important if it was pure sodium.

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Yes LoL, I referenced that in a joke further down the post. 💥😂

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would say that Morton is not at all deranged in creating this especially considering I’ve got a container of it sitting on my spice rack right now.

It has an additional use, too.

The non-“salt” ingredient here, potassium chloride, is the “harder to find” ingredient in a simple four ingredient rehydration solution.

The other ingredients are sodium chloride, sugar, and water.

So equal parts this and sugar in a glass of water and you’ve got yourself the world health organization’s answer to dehydration.

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3 points

“Morton”

The ‘t’ is silent

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2 points

Not at all the statement of a moron: in colloquial usage yeah, salt is sodium chloride, but in in a chemistry setting it is not just sodium chloride. In this case it probably has potassium chloride — a sodium-free salt.

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57 points

They can’t call it a salt substitute because it still has salt. Some people are told to cut down on salt, so would be attracted to something that tastes salty but has less salt in it. I get why it’s funny, but it seems reasonable to me.

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It’s also great for those on keto diets since potassium can be difficult to get from that diet.

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At least it doesn’t say organic… since salt is an inorganic compound and that’d be straight up silly.

What I’m wondering is does this salt have extra filler or is it made of something else that tastes salty without being actual salt? How does one make it have 50% less sodium without selling a smaller size container? Marketing is fucking ridiculous sometimes. Just say what’s in it!

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It’s less sodium as in NaCl, and more potassium (why do English have so awful names for elements?) KCl. It’s still salt, and it taste similar to NaCl.

Normal table salt is ~99% NaCl

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Thanks for the info! I found it super confusing the way the packaging advertised the product.

I’m also a bit cynical when it comes to “health” food so I assumed it was some bullshit marketing ploy. Good to know it’s an actual thing this time.

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but is it asbestos free?

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At least it doesn’t say organic… since salt is an inorganic compound and that’d be straight up silly.

Except that, in food, “organic” just means no pesticides or synthetic chemicals were used in making it.

No fillers, just two ingredients: iodized sodium and potassium chloride.

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Isn’t that what all salt is? When they put stuff like that on a product like salt it starts to lose meaning and is clearly a marketing gimmick aimed at health conscious people.

I’m not okay with taking advantage of people who want to be healthy. As with everything marketing its about stretching the truth to outright lying and it seriously needs to be more regulated so words like organic actually mean something to consumers and we know what we’re buying. If they want to lable salt as organic, it should say “uses organic cornstarch as an anti-caking agent.” The cornstarch is organic, not the salt itself because it can’t be.

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And then put twice the amount because it’s only half as salty. Still dumb imo.

It’s only good if you are deficient in potassium though, which I believe a lot of people are (although I don’t know how easily our body can get potassium from KCl)

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KCl is 60% as salty as NaCl, which means lite salt is ~80% as salty as regular salt, so it should still result in less sodium being used overall. KCl also reduces blood pressure, acting like an opposite to NaCl, which raises the blood pressure. Lite salt is great for people with high blood pressure.

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