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My family does this!

Every time my son hears the first couple lines of “boats and ho’s” he goes nuts.

No idea why another dude always walks in at the same time as the music’s going, but they’ve assured me he’s just the plumber doing regularly everyday maintenance and the theme song is for me.

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I used to play the Beatles’ “Here Comes the S[o]n” on the speakers downstairs when I brought our first child downstairs after naps. My wife thought it was funny the first time, but after that it was all like “please don’t stop my playlist for your pun” and I’m like “it’s a literal dad joke!”

Now that son is old enough to start his own music and I totally get it. “Hey, I was listening to that!”

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Stealing this for a couple of timer

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Looking over the responses, I’m surprised no one said they’d play “Never gonna give you up.” by Rick Astley. I say why not rickroll your family whenever you get back home.

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I kind of wonder how to do this. All of my"house speakers" can’t be turned on remotely. I’m guessing it’s a smart speaker.

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Yeah. Seems cool, but I would prefer to not leave everything that happens in my house potentially exposed through completely unnecessary network traffic.

Perhaps you could do it with Bluetooth, depending on the range of the signal.

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Son goes crazy in a good way or bad way?

Like I can imagine a 4 year old going wild with excitement cause the parents are home. Or a 14 year old cringing hard

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16 year old rapidly putting their dick away

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win win

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flings laptop across the room

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I mean it’s honestly not a bad idea in general to announce your presence unless you’re specifically trying to surprise people.

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I pictured the first, but the cringing teenager is funny too.

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