101 points

Son goes crazy in a good way or bad way?

Like I can imagine a 4 year old going wild with excitement cause the parents are home. Or a 14 year old cringing hard

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16 year old rapidly putting their dick away

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win win

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flings laptop across the room

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I mean it’s honestly not a bad idea in general to announce your presence unless you’re specifically trying to surprise people.

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I pictured the first, but the cringing teenager is funny too.

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I have this set up automatically with our smart speaker thing. Whenever it detects someone arriving at home, it plays a jingle from a playlist I set up for the purpose. They are all short - I think the longest is about 30s. They are intros from TV shows and jingles from videogames.

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Ok, I need to copy this.

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6 points

Please elaborate, what do you use for this?

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The “Shortcuts” app for iPhone. Not sure what the Android equivalent is.

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This is brilliant, how do you go about doing this?

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45 points

Somebody…

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this is so easily what I’d make mine

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I genuinely didn’t recognize what song you were referring to because the “some” was not stretched and “body” was not emphasized 😂

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Add a smoke machine and some fireworks and every time you come home it’s like walking into a WWE ring

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But without the thinly-veiled gay porn?

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Yes, I only allow totally unveiled gay porn in my home.

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6 points

Fabulous

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flicker some smart lights too

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Yess I need to find me an app to connect these things. Maybe something like If This Then That? Or maybe the apple automation app (whatever it’s called) can do this.

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I can only imagine John Cena music for which my son goes crazy

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42 points

‘Imperial March’ just before arriving would be awesome

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The original, or the metal version?

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Start with the original, and when they tire of it, move to this fantastic version!

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