This guy is an inspiration. He helped thousands get their life together because they see him and think, “I don’t want to end up like that guy, desperate for love and eager for attention.” So they clean up, straighten out their lives and start to feel better about themselves knowing they aren’t Jordan Peterson.

12 rules for what?

That’s a guy who needs a good night’s sleep and a lot of hydration.

Quit speaking, you!

Every time I see this guy’s face I think: lobster social hierarchies. And then I laugh my ass off.