99 points

this is like second or third worst kept secret in the middle east

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now you have me wondering what is the first

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86 points

that israel has nukes

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52 points

Haha that’s just a textile factory haha

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Those back-alley ‘marriages’ to 13-year-old “virgins” aren’t going to last.

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Religion is just there to keep the masses down

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Organized Religion is just cancer at this point

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Not limited to the middle east.

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That’s more of a philosophical stance than any kind of secret.

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That Israel is a terrorist state at this point.

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Why would a diplomat have a direct line of communication with a powerful military force in the region? That seems like a pretty straightforward question with an obvious answer lol.

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shhhhhh it’s conspiracy theory time…

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It’s not a conspiracy theory that Iran and Hezbollah are allies.

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But that cannot be why. My buddy says the ambassador had a good friend, an old roommate, who joined Hezbollah and that’s how they keep in touch.

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Yeah, we sure showed that 10 year old!

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Damn the Iranian ambassador sure was young

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Don’t forget all those Hamas nurses and doctors. Totally not indiscriminate terrorism against civilians. Israel never does that!

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Hezbollah*

I know it was probably an innocent mistake but people have been mixing these two up a lot recently

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Enjoy losing the electronics handheld market to the Chinese as everyone gets paranoid about Western smartphones. Will you still be laughing when this hack inevitably leaks and is used to harm you or your family. I’m a computer hacker and it’s looking more and more like these were done by hacking the devices and detonating the battery. But hey, at least you got to do a completely militarily impotent terrorism against a group fighting a genocide.

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The leading theory is a supply chain attack and that explosives were planted but you would know that if you could read, mr hacker

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All credible reporting I’ve seen is relatively certain that it was a small amount of military grade explosives.

If you have the device in front of you, and are prepping it for your secret operation, that also seems like a much more straightforward solution than trying to manipulate a lithium ion battery in a way that both allows it to work normally for years, but then explode violently enough to kill someone holding it.

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I’m a computer hacker

🤨

it’s looking more and more like these were done by hacking the devices and detonating the battery.

🤨🤨🤨🤨

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The command might have been a hack but the physicality is just not something normal batteries are capable of producing.

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What are you on about

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Will you still be laughing when this hack inevitably leaks and is used to harm you or your family

My family isn’t a part of any international crime syndicates. Feelin’ pretty fuckin’ safe despite your best efforts.

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Oh right! I keep forgetting that Israel is “the west” and Palestine is not despite being geographically on top of each other. Someday I’m gonna have to figure out where exactly this “west” is so I know not to go there.

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I’d be surprised if he didn’t.

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Did he?

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He did

Apparently he lost an eye and the other is damaged.

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Well, now he looks just like Salman Rushdie, sounds fair…sort of.

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