14 points
Are you in a locker room? By yourself? Why? And with this assortment of cheese? Why?
6 points
2 points
79 points
Cursed cheeseboard
8 points
5 points
42 points
Speaking as someone who’s done this before, I’m pretty sure that glass was originally a candle.
20 points
5 points
18 points
Lose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.
8 points
Get a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.
1 point
5 points
3 points
7 points
I do this and if you add a slice of fruit to the edge no one questions it at all