14 points

Are you in a locker room? By yourself? Why? And with this assortment of cheese? Why?

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6 points

Those cheeses pair nicely with the locker room scent. If you were cultured you would know this.

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2 points

Wine and cheese party I’d guess

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79 points

Cursed cheeseboard

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8 points

Needs more Kraft singles.

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5 points

Listen, not all of us can afford grape scissors.

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42 points

Speaking as someone who’s done this before, I’m pretty sure that glass was originally a candle.

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20 points

If you think about it, all glass once was a candle!

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5 points

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18 points

Lose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.

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8 points

Get a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.

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1 point

Now there’s a brand new sentence

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5 points

Goon of fortune.

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3 points

Slap the bottle doesn’t hit as hard as slapping the bag!

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7 points

I do this and if you add a slice of fruit to the edge no one questions it at all

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