263 points

If not friend, why friend shaped

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As lesser cats, mountain lions purr and meow!

Cheetahs, too.

Still do not recommend petting.

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There are socialized individuals that can be handled by their trainers, but yeah they’re not house cats, they haven’t spent thousands of years adapting to humans, and they will casually maul you.

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Cheetah meows are some of the most adorable meows

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They sound like real life Yoshis

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102 points

That has to be the most chill cougar ever.

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Their face looks like “you know, I was going to murder you, but I’m just gonna see how long you keep this up for until you realize.

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23 points

Playing with your food. My broccoli never rubs my feet.

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19 points

“I think your little dog looks tasty. It’s literally the only reason I’m here right now.”

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It’s probably sick. That’s unfortunately pretty much the only time a wild animal will react like that. I suppose there is an outside chance it’s domesticated and got out of its pen.

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The people that have the mountain lion are it’s caregivers… the text is a joke.

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7 points

What, are you telling me the posts in this community are fake news?

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70 points

Is that a cougar?

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Wet Cougar in the bathtub.

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52 points

I think it’s a puma

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45 points

Nah. Mountain lion.

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IT’S NOT A PUUUUUMAAAAHHH

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32 points

Didn’t I tell you to stop making up animals?

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28 points

I call it a Warthog.

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21 points

Ask Lopez what he thinks

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I actually think it’s a mountain lion ;)

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I think it’s just precious.

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Puma, mountain lion and cougars are the same animal. https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/mountain-lion-puma-cougar

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TIL There are hot mountain lions in my area.

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This was actually a very informative link, thank you for sharing.

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What in Sam hell is a puma?

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8 points

Yes

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THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN GARDENS! (It’s a reference, let’s see if someone gets it)

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I HEARD IT BUT THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN GARDENS! THIS- THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!

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2 points

Or, it could be a catamount.

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62 points

Ron Perlman looking ass

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I was thinking huh he could play Beast in beauty and the beast, well it turns out he was Beast in a fucking TV show

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check out a movie called city of lost children. he’s great in it but also the least interesting thing about it.

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Holy shit that film is so good and also like a really weirdly niche reference

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Yep, and Sarah Connor played Beauty.

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