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If not friend, why friend shaped

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This is my kind of shoulder cat.

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I think you may be his type of shoulder human

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Squish that cat

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22 points

Steve French!

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He’s just a big, stoned, horny kitty!

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6 points

You may not want to know this, but you have described me perfectly

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70 points

Is that a cougar?

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Yes

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I think it’s a puma

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45 points

Nah. Mountain lion.

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I actually think it’s a mountain lion ;)

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62 points

I think it’s just precious.

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I call it a Warthog.

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21 points

Ask Lopez what he thinks

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32 points

Didn’t I tell you to stop making up animals?

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IT’S NOT A PUUUUUMAAAAHHH

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Puma, mountain lion and cougars are the same animal. https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/mountain-lion-puma-cougar

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This was actually a very informative link, thank you for sharing.

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16 points

TIL There are hot mountain lions in my area.

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4 points

What in Sam hell is a puma?

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Wet Cougar in the bathtub.

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THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN GARDENS! (It’s a reference, let’s see if someone gets it)

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I HEARD IT BUT THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN GARDENS! THIS- THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!

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2 points

Or, it could be a catamount.

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That’s all fun and games until he eats your face

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Yeah. I got a leg scar from a domestic cat that I’ve raised from kittendom, who’d easily have ripped my face if she could reach it*. A wild, larger, and more powerful version of that seems like a bad idea.

*because I was holding a kitten that she never saw before. Yup. Fuck you Kika, I love you but you’re a bloody arsehole.

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This! I love my sweet boy and he’s so gentle and kind 99% of the time. But sometimes he choses violence. He is the reason I think all people who keep big cats as pets are not logical.

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I think all people who keep big cats as pets are not logical.

Toxoplasmosis is a Hell of a drug.

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The biggest mistake anyone can make with a 10 pound domestic housecat is to underestimate one. Cats seriously punch far above their weight. Like someone welded a bunch of razor blades to a flying, out of control angle grinder that always knows which way is down. A cat can ruin your day quickly.

It’s fortunate their primary prey is plastic.

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I have a 22 pound part maine coon with extra murder beans and I do not fuck with him when he’s in a mood. We’ve had to give him a bath a couple of times and I wear leather to keep myself safe

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I’ve had two pet cats as an adult. The first one was very chill, probably because she grew up as a stray and appreciated being inside and cared for. The second one we got as a kitten, and she’ll bite not only when she’s upset about being grabbed, but also to show affection. Luckily, she hasn’t figured out that biting hard is a thing yet, so she just kind of gnaws on you without breaking the skin. She hasn’t yet figured out that she can intentionally try to claw people in anger/defense either, so the only times she ever actually does damage is when she climbs on you and uses her claws to hold on.

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