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44 points

I’m not tech expert in fact I’m quite dumb when it comes to tech.

BUT HOW DOES ONE MANAGE TO DDOS YOURSELF HOW CAN… I… WHAT

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53 points

When the cringy rich dingus tells you to code something that is impossible to do with the current infrastructure and the timeframe but instead of explaining because you know he’ll have a temper tantrum, you just do the best you can knowing it won’t work but are already looking for other jobs so you don’t actually care that much.

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32 points

as someone pointed out on the Mastodon thread, a large chunk of the employees still left are on visas and they can’t just quit

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43 points

The comedy writes itself

Holy crap that’s funny as hell

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19 points

this is so fucking funny, let me grab my popcorn as i watch all the corporate social media sites shit themselves

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12 points

This is comedy gold

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7 points

God the man’s so fucking STUPID

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3 points

This website sure looks like it’s fit to become the X everything app…

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50 points

Is this real??

I can’t imagine it’s hard to scroll past 600 posts in a day if you use twitter a lot.

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So, once you’re done your 600 posts, you’ll go somewhere else where you can scroll endlessly, then slowly find yourself more and more going to that somewhere else instead of twitter. Elon twitler Musk is an idiot.

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38 points

I never really used twitter, but if I used it like i use ANY other social media site, yeah. I would fill that up in like an hour… and I use these sites all day long…

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46 points

I still have my Twitter, I’ll go check.

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72 points

23 min

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Oh, absolutely. It seriously discourages any kind of conversation, because no one will want to read through the replies and waste their content limit.

All attention will be skewed from heavily favoring big accounts to catering ONLY to big accounts, who may see a drop off in fan interaction for the same reason. People respond to celebrity accounts to gush and ask venue/content questions and such. This is the death knell to any of those questions ever being seen.

For myself, I used to follow a TON of microflashfic accounts, which by self-imposed rules are short, concise stories told in 140 characters or less. A bit like r/twosentencehorror but they tended to feel a lot more impactful.

I loved and miss them, and I consider it a lost art that I wish I could bring at least to mastodon. But because they fit in less than a single tweet by necessity, I could easily read through a hundred in 20 minutes if I just went through the tag.

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Soon you will only have access to the post button 24 times a day. Elon gotta watch his limit.

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12 points

Oh, Elon won’t have a limit. Elon Mode is a standard feature in Elon’s products.

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2 points

If this man had any kind of limit placed on his twitter account he would get so physically ill that heroin withdrawal will look pleasant

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38 points

Imagine making it harder to engage with your platform that depends on engagement to exist.

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30 points

So paywall Twitter? Cool.

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6 points

Even paying users have a rate limit. It’s a ridiculous idea, especially financially.

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