5 points
what a twist!
10 points
the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please
6 points
And yet they’re eerily silent on the spell “induce greater PCOS”
8 points
What? So you’ll allow magical flying hammers but not fully automated ball twisting?
This is not justice - this shadow council is a sham! They do NOT love casting SPELLS.
2 points
24 points
Slippery slope. You start with banning twisting peoples nutsacks, next you’re banning cultural cornerstones like unpaid minionships and alchemical testing on chimera.
5 points