And yet they’re eerily silent on the spell “induce greater PCOS”

the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please

Is transmuting people’s clothes into elemental sodium still allowed?

Asking for professional reasons.

what a twist!

Slippery slope. You start with banning twisting peoples nutsacks, next you’re banning cultural cornerstones like unpaid minionships and alchemical testing on chimera.