Slippery slope. You start with banning twisting peoples nutsacks, next you’re banning cultural cornerstones like unpaid minionships and alchemical testing on chimera.

Is transmuting people’s clothes into elemental sodium still allowed?

Asking for professional reasons.

the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please

What? So you’ll allow magical flying hammers but not fully automated ball twisting?

This is not justice - this shadow council is a sham! They do NOT love casting SPELLS.

And yet they’re eerily silent on the spell “induce greater PCOS”