I can feel that picture approaching my face at mach 0.7.

I struggled for a while trying to think how to type it. Donk was my first one to go to but it didn’t evoke that hollow part of the noise when it hits you

Poink

Pthonk: n, the sound made by a unique combination of a nosebleed and shame. Often heard in rapid succession.

And that small kid was me.

I got a refurb Thinkpad T495s at a business sale, and I was astonished to realize they still have the nipple mouse