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if you want to read the original thread, check this: https://nitter.net/tinymediaempire/status/1136992675742269440#m

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61 points

If I were drunk, I’d probably get 300$ out of the ATM and laugh the entire hour or whatever it took…

Then eat like 10 and give the rest away to people.

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20 points

10/10 dark af 1/10 sandwiches are rubbbery

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12 points

Oh shit I thought it was a shopped picture just for the concept

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19 points

it is, the designer/illustrator Daniel Danger did a render of both sides

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6 points

Yeah after looking again I noticed that 😅

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122 points

“Cash only. I don’t have Venmo because I’m not some teenage asshole who vapes”

That part got me haha

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My gf and her friends are in their late twenties and vape, how old is this post?

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21 points

Very.

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10 points

2019

Very old

Zoomer genocide when

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10 points

2019

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It’s definitely poking fun at the fact that people who vape are younger on average than those who smoke cigs, not supposing literally only teens vape.

Sort of like how lots of old people also use venmo, but it’s particularly popular among the young.

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2 points

I’m middle aged and vape. A lot of us old-heads switched from cigarettes a long time ago.

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85 points

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of “melts”. Almost every “grilled cheese” sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called “grilledcheese” is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It’s called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don’t know what the hell you’d call that but it’s not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I’ve eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled “melts” because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I’m not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I’ve seen post after post of peoples “grilled cheeses” all over reddit and it’s been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.

You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

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23 points

As a non American, where I am from, we call them toasties. Cheese toasties, cheese and tomato toasties, etc.

I don’t know of any puritans who argue about what a true toastie is, but I may have lived a sheltered life. People will argue about anything.

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5 points

Toasties are the way!

And yeah I’d argue what makes a toastie is much more lenient than the american counterparts.

I’ve seen a toastie been called a toastie just because it was essentially a sandwich with toast.

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1 point

No! My wife calls sandwiches made with toast toasties, and it’s wrong! These bad people need to be punished

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3 points

Aussie??

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4 points

Brit

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4 points

Who calls a panini a jaffle for $500?

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2 points

NO THEY WON’T!! STOP LYING!!

[jk]

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2 points

Huh. As an American, I thought my mom was the only person who referred to them as cheese toasties.

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16 points

Thanks for that classic.

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1 point

To this day my friends know not to call a melt a grilled cheese around me or they’re going to hear my shitty retelling of this.

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11 points

I love this copy pasta

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9 points

What the fuck is a subreddit?

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5 points

It’s a place where subs can gossip about their doms

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6 points

if italians invented the grilled cheese

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2 points

Oh, Great Sage please teach us your ways

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Whilst this was a very entertaining read, you dropped your pedanticness (pedantry?) when you started calling Lemmy communities ‘subreddits’.

If we can’t call a tomato and cheese toasty a grilled cheese with tomato we definitely can’t call these communities subreddits! :D

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17 points

I regret to inform you that it is in fact a Reddit copypasta, and not original content.

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4 points

I feel betrayed

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10 points

It’s a copy paste from reddit and I didn’t feel like editing the glory

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-9 points

Grilled cheese with bacon is grilled cheese

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1 point

Bacon melt

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80 points

People are actually in this thread discussing how feasible this is as if it were a real plan down to calculating specific costs and supporting them with URLs.

Never change, Lemmy.

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23 points

Many of us do have this fantasy.

I’m sick of seeing $6 for a bag of fries and $12 for a basic ass sandwich.

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12 points

I mean, it’s a bummer when the bougie burger places do this, but when the taco trucks and teriyaki shops near me started costing more than $2 a taco or $10 for a plate of yakisoba, I knew shit was getting hard out there.

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Here in Canada we’ve got trucks selling 3 tacos for like $18. People here are out of their minds

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2 points

$10 yakisoba???

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10 points

Makes me wonder what people are paying for bread, Kraft cheese (or a knockoff of the same) and butter/margarine.

Seriously, a single grilled cheese shouldn’t be more than $1, it should be much less… At least in materials… The cost of grilling it and cleaning up and whatnot should still be really cheap. Even if you wrap the sandwiches in wax/parchment paper or whatever and serve it, you should still be able to make a profit per sandwich. Whether you would be better off doing this rather than getting a job at McDonald’s or whatever… That will depend on how popular the food truck is…

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There used to be a vending machine in a hosiptal near me that would heat up a premade grilled cheese sandwich for £2. Being a vending machine in a hospital, they had to be making at least enough to cover the costs plus wastage. I’d say that somewhere with high footfall, especially on a cold day, you could make at least some profit from this.

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7 points

A few years back in HollandN(UTRECHT) one shop actually ONLY sold sandwiches (not grilled) for a buck or so. They had LINES. Then shit got renod

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0 points

None of this sentence makes any sense at all man

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6 points

Just saying the concept works, ppl DO want a simply Sammy for a buck and the ingredients are less as 30% of sales price even with some real decent toppings. But renovation (and extreme rent) only allows multi nationals to compete at busy places like city central stations etc.

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6 points

Gaslamp district in San Diego had a cafeteria like this years ago, guessing it’s no longer a thing, but simple cheap menu would have steady customers, maybe profitable, it’s the business development people who would oppose.

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2 points

There was one in metro vancouver area, it was a store front. but it was just cheap grilled cheese nothing else. like costco hot dog pricing

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1 point

It still there? I’m in downtown but go through metro enough it’d be worth knowing about

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1 point

I no longer see it so maybe COVID lock down killed business

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65 points

Id love to see food trucks that were dirt cheap and just did 1 food. Please park this grilled cheese truck outside my house

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35 points

I went to a food truck festival a few weeks ago, and holy shit the prices of stuff. I don’t think there was a single item you could get for less than $18, and that was like the price of three french fries.

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12 points

Yes but they were artisanal french fries

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11 points

Yeah that’s how it is here. Food trucks are only at events and event food costs a fortune for some reason. You’d think that having 1000s of hungry people in one place would allow the to drop the price a bit but nah gotta squeeze us for everything.

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6 points

You’d think that having 1000s of hungry people in one place would allow the to drop the price a bit

That’s the sound of market demand going up, baby!

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4 points

TBF food trucks are insanely expensive (like, $80K+ expensive) so I don’t really blame owners for charging whatever people will pay. I’m just amazed people pay that much.

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Yeah classic food truck venue here is an event at a brewery where they’re legally required to serve food. So you buy tickets and then provide to the vendors, but if you work out the prices it ends up being insane with super small quantities. They always have to make the food weird too, sometimes it’s cool but sometimes you just want normal shitfood.

I wanna do one where it’s like simple lowbrow stoner food done just a little fancy. Like grilled PB&J, but the peanut butter is the good stuff and the jam has the full berries in it, sourdough bread that can really take a heavy fry in some salted butter. The kind of stuff that’s dirt simple to make but really shines with a bit of extra love.

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3 points

for some reason.

Because useful idiots are proud to pay for it then complain they don’t have enough money.

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1 point

In Colorado, that has been my experience for over a decade. Food truck food was never cheap here. In Portland, just this year, I managed a few great and cheap meals from their food carts.

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4 points

Trucks that do 1 or 2 foods are not that uncommon. We have a fish and chip truck and a glazed donut truck. But none are cheap.

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4 points

But none are cheap.

This is the real kicker. Businesses charge what people are willing to pay, not what stuff costs to produce.

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3 points

In my city: there was two stoners who ran around making three types of ramen - vegan, non-vegan (their broth is a different), and regular (they crack an egg).

It was like $6-7.

I loved those guys and used to follow them around.

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Imagine paying $6 for noodles.

They probably loved you, lol.

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A ramen groupie

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