90 points

This looks like the magnetic version of pulling yourself up by the bootstraps.

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16 points

Baron Munchausen would like to have a word

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4 points

Such a good movie, terry gilliam is legend

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2 points

yessss I found someone who watched that movie finally! really good movie!

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2 points

I definitely spent a while thinking I’d imagined it.

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65 points

The car is also made out of metal. Why do you need the metal in front?

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62 points

More weight = more magnetic

I don’t know.

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19 points

The actual metal content varies. With plastic bumpers, aluminum condenser/radiator, composite support pieces, the actual amount of magnetic metal may be quite minimal, and there’s practically no vehicles that have so much metal in their front end to compare to a slab of metal on the outside.

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9 points

Try using a magnet on a can of coke.
“But it’s made of metal” he says.

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1 point

And that’s why I drink Pepsi.

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52 points

Because the hand brake is still pulled, dummie

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39 points
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Issac Newton would like to have a word.

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31 points

He’s dead

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17 points

You dont wana mess with zombie newton.

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9 points

…serious about the third law of motion

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1 point

No, it’s about how hot his husband was.

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1 point

Actually he’s more partial to chocolate chip cookies

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3 points

Your post infuriated him so much he came back to life to yell at you for this monstrosity

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4 points

That must be why my magnet car is not moving.

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37 points

how would you slow down

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29 points

The brake pedal slides an opposite side magnet closer to you.

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13 points

Use an electromagnet

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4 points

Play an Insane Clown Posse song and the magnet stops working.

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3 points

How do you get a magnet off your fridge?

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1 point

Demigorgons?

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1 point

Turn the magnet around duh

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