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You people don’t use semicolons; I am very surprised. For real though, I like to use the in German class, as it makes me seem fancy and knowledgeable.

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4 points

Perchance a semicolon?

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6 points

You can’t just say perchance.

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2 points

Why, perchance?

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6 points

Never seen any semicolon in any German sentences. And I live since 9 years in Germany.

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5 points

Neither did I. I am a native german btw (23y.o.)

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My 2c is that if the majority of people are confused about the purpose of a punctuation mark or language feature in general, then that feature is not actually fulfilling a useful function. If it was actually useful then people wouldn’t be confused, they would just be using it. People would learn it organically and not need it to be explained.

That example sentence would function exactly the same if it was separated by a period, nothing is gained by using a semicolon. No new information is added, you are just going to make people wonder why there is a semicolon there making the sentence less comprehensible.

Its sorta related to the prescriptivism vs descriptivism distinction.

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I occasionally use semicolons. They can help with parsing; finding a semicolon instead of a period may signify that the next expression is a continuation and expansion of the previous statement.

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I fully agree with you. However, I like semicolons. They feel very chaotic because nobody knows what they do exactly.

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It’s not some kind of linguistics witchcraft 😬 of course some people know how to use them and some don’t.

I have no idea why comments like yours are prevalent here; imma head out.

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They separate different clauses that don’t necessarily have to be two separate sentences. It can be used in place of a comma where you would follow with but, and, or, nor, for, so and yet.

I have a shirt, but it is itchy.

I have a shirt; it is itchy.

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That example sentence would function exactly the same if it was separated by a period; nothing is gained by using a semicolon. No new information is added; you are just going to make people wonder why there is a semicolon there making the sentence less comprehensible.

FTFY. You aren’t supposed to separate two independent clauses with a comma.

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OTOH, a lot people are also confused by vowels that sound vaguely similarly.

People get confused pretty easily.

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So you also use a semicolon if you are separating a list and the list includes phrases separated by commas. For example:

My favorite things are lions, tigers, and bears; sugar, spice, and everything nice; and the ol’ red, white, and blue.

I came up with that in thirty seconds so admittedly it’s a bit nonsensical, but there are valid reasons to structure a sentence this way and a semicolon is the only thing helping those independent phrases stay separate and thus help the sentence make sense.

That said, I love semicolons in general; I use them for fun and for variety. They are useful for slightly adjusting the pacing of written communication, since the reader won’t treat them exactly the same as a full stop.

If it was actually useful… People would learn it organically and not need it to be explained.

People don’t learn how to read and write “organically;” you need instruction. Learning how to use punctuation is a part of that instruction. You learned how to use a comma or a period way back in elementary school, you just don’t remember specifically learning it. And a semicolon is a perfectly useful piece of punctuation.

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What about three, four, or more independent clauses? Is that allowed?

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(in standardized English) No, you can’t make them into a star with the semicolon in the center. Sentences are linear, so you can only connect two clauses at a time with one semicolon between them. However, you can chain clauses together, each time using a semicolon to join two independent clauses.

Except language changes over time, so if the star usage of the semicolon catches on and introduces nonlinear sentences, then have at it.

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12 points

I think so! Go nuts though, rules are for suckers

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4 points

Hell, I don’t even use semi colon, I go full colon!

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5 points

I think that second comma should be a semicolon. Also, is that an anal sex joke or am I reading too much into it?

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14 points

They are also a great tool to use in place of tabs or spaces to make java developers lose their minds.

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works with other c style languages too, can even get rid of the pesky new line debate

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is it then grammatically incorrect to use a full stop instead of a semicolon

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